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Lucie
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since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077
Houston

0 posted 1999-08-06 04:31 PM


I made my daily visit
to the forum just today.
But when I walked into the room
a cloud hung in my way.

It seems there’s been a problem
with a gas-terous affair.
The cloud just seems to hang around
you cant turn anywhere.

With talk of body functions
and miscellaneous sounds.
No wonder we cant get away..
the cloud just hangs around

I thought I’d put my two cents in
in case the fellas care.
Us ladies we don’t make those sounds
at least not when your there.

But there will be occasions
when you might just be around.
To think you smell something funny
to think you heard a sound

And if this time arises
and you are standing near.
Pretend like you don’t smell a thing
and claim you didn’t hear

For if you make a big deal
and make us blush bright red
That night when we are cuddling
you’ll find the cover’s over YOUR head.


© Copyright 1999 Lucille Dobbins - All Rights Reserved
Toerag
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since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622
Ala bam a
1 posted 1999-08-06 04:41 PM


Very cute sweets.......But do ladies really fart?

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since 1999-07-29
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2 posted 1999-08-06 04:46 PM


Lucie: I love it!!!! *G*

Toerag: Of course not, sweets... that's a vicious rumor! LOL. And we don't burp either...

And that explains the why and which
We moan and groan and simply bitch! *G*

Lucie
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since 1999-06-20
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Houston
3 posted 1999-08-06 04:49 PM


southern.. you hit it on the head...lol
Lost Dreamer
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since 1999-06-20
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Somewhere near the Rainbow
4 posted 1999-08-06 05:07 PM


I liked this, great job.
Andrew Scott
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since 1999-06-24
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Redlands,CA,USA
5 posted 1999-08-06 06:13 PM


A good laugh! I thank you for sharing this one.
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