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Gas-terous Affair

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Lucie
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0 posted 08-06-99 04:31 PM       View Profile for Lucie   Email Lucie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Lucie

I made my daily visit
to the forum just today.
But when I walked into the room
a cloud hung in my way.

It seems thereís been a problem
with a gas-terous affair.
The cloud just seems to hang around
you cant turn anywhere.

With talk of body functions
and miscellaneous sounds.
No wonder we cant get away..
the cloud just hangs around

I thought Iíd put my two cents in
in case the fellas care.
Us ladies we donít make those sounds
at least not when your there.

But there will be occasions
when you might just be around.
To think you smell something funny
to think you heard a sound

And if this time arises
and you are standing near.
Pretend like you donít smell a thing
and claim you didnít hear

For if you make a big deal
and make us blush bright red
That night when we are cuddling
youíll find the coverís over YOUR head.

© Copyright 1999 Lucille Dobbins - All Rights Reserved
Toerag
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1 posted 08-06-99 04:41 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Very cute sweets.......But do ladies really fart?
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2 posted 08-06-99 04:46 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Lucie: I love it!!!! *G*

Toerag: Of course not, sweets... that's a vicious rumor! LOL. And we don't burp either...

And that explains the why and which
We moan and groan and simply bitch! *G*
Lucie
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3 posted 08-06-99 04:49 PM       View Profile for Lucie   Email Lucie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lucie

southern.. you hit it on the head...lol
Lost Dreamer
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4 posted 08-06-99 05:07 PM       View Profile for Lost Dreamer   Email Lost Dreamer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lost Dreamer

I liked this, great job.
Andrew Scott
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5 posted 08-06-99 06:13 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

A good laugh! I thank you for sharing this one.
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