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wayoutwalt
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since 06-22-99
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TEXAS (it's all big)


0 posted 08-06-99 12:28 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for wayoutwalt

brain farts brain farts
o i do declare
there not as smelly
as those in my underwear

Ohhh!! i see the work crews cracks
and why they take exlax
but with brain farts brain farts
no worry soilin their slacks

i write of broken hearts
lovers with brain brain farts
they make me feel more greater
only smart as their creator
able enuff they play their parts
able enuff from my brain farts

tiz all that i have written
so far from bein smitten
Four score and seven years ago
and the kittens lost their mittens
oh so sorry im brain fart ridden

brain farts brain farts
o i do declare
their not as smelly
as those in my underwear



[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 08-06-99).]
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DreamEvil
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since 06-22-99
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1 posted 08-06-99 12:36 PM       View Profile for DreamEvil   Email DreamEvil   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit DreamEvil's Home Page   View IP for DreamEvil

Too funny walt. Accurate is it?

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MissNTrope
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since 07-29-99
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2 posted 08-06-99 12:41 PM       View Profile for MissNTrope   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for MissNTrope

Brain farts.. Brain farts..
Yes, I do declare
Brain farts.. Brain farts..
Pass one if you dare

They keep my quill
From spillin' out
Clog my occipital

Brain farts.. Brain farts..
I'm here just chillin' out.....


leelew
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since 07-10-99
Posts 90
highmount,ny,usa


3 posted 08-06-99 01:15 PM       View Profile for leelew   Email leelew   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit leelew's Home Page   View IP for leelew

Good one Walt!!

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"There are none so blind as those who see only with the mind and not the heart"
tori
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since 06-18-99
Posts 521
Mechanicsville, Maryland, USA


4 posted 08-07-99 10:09 AM       View Profile for tori   Email tori   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit tori's Home Page   View IP for tori

I don't know Walt some times... them old brain farts can be just as smelly...:-) speaking of my own that is.... lol.
too cute..
Alwye
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In the space between moments


5 posted 08-07-99 11:31 PM       View Profile for Alwye   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alwye

LOL, this is great Walt!!

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*Krista Knutson*

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WhtDove
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since 07-22-99
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6 posted 08-07-99 11:39 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

This was a funny one, good one.
Gentle Soul
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since 07-12-99
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7 posted 08-08-99 12:15 AM       View Profile for Gentle Soul   Email Gentle Soul   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Gentle Soul

hehehe funny stuff man!

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Gėnt£ė¤§°ū£

~one voice~
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Billings, MT USA


8 posted 08-08-99 12:20 AM       View Profile for ~one voice~   Email ~one voice~   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for ~one voice~

Walt, honey, when did you say they let you out of the asylum? LOL Just kiddin' handsome! You are so silly! Great poem!

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~onevoice~

"She looked at her life
like lines, never-ending,
constantly forming,
reforming and bending."


 
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