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Little Johnnie Bobbitt

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Toerag
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Ala bam a


0 posted 08-05-99 10:41 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

She took him out for dinner,
But that was just a ploy.
She slipped a pill into his drink,
And told him to enjoy.

She waited for his snoring,
She was carefully listening,
And when he awoke the next day,
Found some "parts" were missing.

So once he was a tenor,
When accompanyied by piano,
Now he sings much higher,
In falsetto-like soprano!
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suthern
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on the threshold of a dream


1 posted 08-05-99 10:51 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Toerag: I swear... you can make a poem out of anything! LOL.

If your subject had had your grace
He might not have needed his parts replaced!
LngJhnAg
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2 posted 08-05-99 10:59 AM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Toe

Yanno, you CAN be replaced, too - lol

Belle

Great comeback.
Balladeer
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3 posted 08-05-99 01:36 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

can't do it...can't do it....can't do it. I have SO MANY LINES I could use here but I would be banished for sure. Nope, not gonna respond. Forget it. You're not getting me in trouble on this one!
Sally S.
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4 posted 08-05-99 01:50 PM       View Profile for Sally S.   Email Sally S.   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sally S.

LOL....Oh geesh!
I think I may actually be speachless...um...yep, that's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
Toerag
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Ala bam a


5 posted 08-05-99 01:54 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Yanno?.....During the mid-winter.....the weatherman we all hope we can trust...may say, "And there will be two inches on the ground in the morning....."....When Lorraina Bobbit says it....you can believe it!
INclan
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6 posted 08-05-99 03:16 PM       View Profile for INclan   Email INclan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for INclan

Toerag,

you are so adept at highlighting how the sexs abuse eachother. Men are not the only guilty parties......

Bite me,

INclan
Andrew Scott
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7 posted 08-05-99 05:00 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

I was working on a fine poetic response, but decided this wasn't the forum for such a display. I'll just plead the 5th and leave it at that.
Poetwheel
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8 posted 08-05-99 07:09 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Two penis related poems in one viewing.
My force of will is only _slightly_ beating my urge to type something to banish myself....

I laughed out loud at this one as well. Good job.

PW
Delores Hall
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9 posted 08-05-99 11:18 PM       View Profile for Delores Hall   Email Delores Hall   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Delores Hall

Good imagination.Loved it.
Princess Lily
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10 posted 08-05-99 11:49 PM       View Profile for Princess Lily   Email Princess Lily   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Princess Lily

As many have done I will plead the 5th

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We see only what we want to see~unless perhaps~we believe

*A rose is a rose it withers and dies...so long as you keep it the memories stay alive*

Poet deVine
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Hurricane Alley


11 posted 08-06-99 12:07 AM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I see it's short! I think I meant the poem?! When Ms. Bobbitt did her 'bobbing', somewhere in California, a radio station held a contest...contestants drove by in their cars and threw 'wienies' from the car windows ala Ms. Bobbitt and tried to hit a bullseye! I guess it would be hard (no pun) to hit a small opening (no pun) with a six inch wiener(my last date!)!

angel girl
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within a whisper...


12 posted 08-06-99 05:20 AM       View Profile for angel girl   Email angel girl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for angel girl

very funny.
Nan
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13 posted 08-06-99 11:12 AM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan

....Hey - What's goin' on here???
Toerag
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14 posted 08-06-99 11:34 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Hey Nan......whatya mean?....Did I do something naughty?......Do I need to be on my best behaviour?.....I'm trying...really I am, but I can't access the adult board?....And I could really get into trouble there yanno....
 
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