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The Penis Poem (author unknown)

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Lorelei54
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0 posted 08-04-99 02:31 PM       View Profile for Lorelei54   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Lorelei54

The Penis Poem

My nookie days are over,
My pilot light is out,
What used to be my sex appeal,
Is now my water spout.

Time was when, on its own accord,
From my trousers it would spring,
But now I've got a full-time job,
To find the blasted thing.

It used to be embarrassing,
The way it would behave,
For every single morning,
It would stand and watch me shave.

Now as old age approaches,
It sure gives me the blues,
To see it hang its little head,
And watch me tie my shoes!
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on the threshold of a dream


1 posted 08-04-99 02:49 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Aw, c'mon, Lor... You know LJA takes credit for all poems by Author Unknown!!! Ya mean he's hiding behind that pseudonym for this gem? LOL
Lil-bit
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2 posted 08-05-99 12:56 PM       View Profile for Lil-bit   Email Lil-bit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lil-bit

Sounds like the person in the poem has a problem. Viagra is recommended for that "uplifting experience".

Poem is well written.

elvira
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3 posted 08-05-99 02:00 PM       View Profile for elvira   Email elvira   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for elvira

okay, i'll confess...i sent this poem to a couple of friends...being female certainly does have its advantages




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Poetwheel
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4 posted 08-05-99 07:06 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Overwhelming urge to type something that will surely get me banished forever....must fight it. Laughing loudly....
How did you get into my diary??!!!!

PW
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