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Mistaken Identity |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
One day at the Pearly Gates, St. Peter was getting older, When Jesus happened by-by fate, And Pete said-"Would you take over?" "I need a break to stretch my legs, Would you watch the gate for me?" Being the kindest man that ever lived, He said, "Sure, take a break old Pete." A moment later came a man, Quite old and shedding tears, Asking about his long lost son, He hadn't seen in years. Jesus said, "Well tell me sir, About this missing lad?" The man said he was unusual, With the "scarring" that he had. He said, "It is my son you see, He has holes in his hands and feet" Jesus stood back and said with glee; "Father dear I wondered, when again we'd finally meet." The man looked up with tearful joy, Said, "I can't believe it's true, Are you my one and only son? Pinnochio...Is that you?" |
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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
you blasphemer!...just remember..."no one expects the spanish inquisition"  |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Family reunion, short-lived, but joyous! LOL. Thanks for the grins! *G* |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
You are a bad, bad person. Your penance is 13 Hail Marys and an hour of quite contemplation upon your sins. Now go to your room. Oh, and stop playing with those dolls.  P.S. Nice twist. [This message has been edited by Andrew Scott (edited 08-04-99).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
And by the way... while you're in your room... write more poems! LOL |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
Toe, are you sure you are not LJA in disguse? Ya'll sure write and think alot alike! |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
...I expect that God has the best sense of humor of any... Very cute, Toerag... |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Toe I echo what Nan said, with just one minor addition - You'd better HOPE He has a sense of humor. His "kid" got real rough treatment when he dropped by to lend us a hand, yanno. I loved the style of the poetry, and that is a classic story, ya scalawag! |
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Sally S. Senior Member
since 1999-06-07
Posts 847Ohio |
ooooops, (looks up and thinks..."hmmmm, I wonder if it's ok to laugh at this one?") Well, I did it anyhow and everything seems ok!  Pretty cute, Toe. |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston |
I loved it.. what a great end. HA HA HA BACK TO THE TOP!!! |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
I had to laugh at this one Toerag ------------------ "Nobody has measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold" ~Zelda Fitzgerald |
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Delores Hall Member
since 1999-07-16
Posts 342USA |
Cute.Real cute.Got a good laugh. |
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