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You Ingrate

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Tim
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0 posted 08-03-99 05:14 PM       View Profile for Tim   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Tim

I took a girlfriend on a date,
I got her home at half-past eight,
I asked if I could osculate,
She slapped my face, said you ingrate.

Was chatting with the neighbor lad,
I told him that his mother had,
A homo sapien for a mate,
He kicked my shin, said you ingrate.

Out in the yard, was late one night,
I asked my mom, is it all right
For me to please, expectorate?
She got the switch, said you ingrate.

To pretty girl, I did allude,
I really like your pulchitrude,
She hit so hard, my teeth did grate,
And as she struck, said you ingrate.

The pain I hope to obviate,
But first I must not obfuscate,
Or once again, they'll objurgate,
And as they strike, say you ingrate.
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hoot_owl_rn
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1 posted 08-03-99 06:02 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

Laughs...that's what you get for talking over peoples heads!
Andrew Scott
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2 posted 08-03-99 06:28 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Y 4 U not spek english? U ingrat!
Balladeer
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3 posted 08-03-99 08:16 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Youse a great ingrate, magistrate
Sally S.
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4 posted 08-03-99 08:22 PM       View Profile for Sally S.   Email Sally S.   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sally S.

Grabs her dictionary...oh geesh!!!
Oh gosh!!
Okay, I get it now..LOL Thanks a lot....you...Oh, nevermind. (hee hee)
Sue
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5 posted 08-04-99 05:37 AM       View Profile for Sue   Email Sue   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sue

Isn't it sad that most native English speakers understand less than half the words in the English language.
I loved the poem.
aziza
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6 posted 06-03-2007 02:07 AM       View Profile for aziza   Email aziza   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for aziza

What a wonderfully funny, well written poem.  I so enjoyed it.

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Wonderful

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