My husbands a bastard.
But what can I do?
I simply don't have any clue.
He rants and raves about this and that.
And drinks his beer and gets even more
Oh and did I tell you,he don't even like
my wonderful cat.
He yells about the kids all day.
And oh watch out if he don't get his way.
If you ask him if this is true.
Yes I'm a bastard.
And I'm proud of it to.
Some day I just might hit him with a
And I hope that he falls right where
But what am I to do.
I simply love him.
And so will you.