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A Frying Pan

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Delores Hall
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since 07-16-99
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0 posted 08-02-99 10:20 AM       View Profile for Delores Hall   Email Delores Hall   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Delores Hall

My husbands a bastard.
But what can I do?
I simply don't have any clue.

He rants and raves about this and that.
And drinks his beer and gets even more
fat.
Oh and did I tell you,he don't even like
my wonderful cat.

He yells about the kids all day.
And oh watch out if he don't get his way.

If you ask him if this is true.
Yes I'm a bastard.
And I'm proud of it to.

Some day I just might hit him with a
frying pan.
And I hope that he falls right where
he lands.

But what am I to do.
I simply love him.
And so will you.
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Crystal
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since 07-24-99
Posts 70
Hazel Park Mi U.S.A.


1 posted 08-02-99 08:35 PM       View Profile for Crystal   Email Crystal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Crystal

Well if you do end up hitting him make sure you cover your tracks....very hilarious
Sally S.
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2 posted 08-02-99 08:44 PM       View Profile for Sally S.   Email Sally S.   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sally S.

Um....well...I've a cast-iron skillet you could borrow, though I don't believe he'd get back up off that floor! (oops..)
It's true what they say..Love IS blind.
 
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