I'm not blonde,no sir ree!!
I've never done anything wrong you see.
I'm brunette through and through,
And I can even prove it too!!
Well, maybe once I locked myself out.
When it happened I ran about
To see if I could get back in,
(The neighbors had a good laugh then.)
Oh, I forgot another one,
When I was having so much fun
I neglected to shut that oven off,
(Took hubby 2 weeks to rid that cough.)
But those are exceptions to the rules,
Brunettes you see are never fools.
We only have teeny, minor mistakes
(we get out of trouble by whatever it takes.)
Well don't mind me, I dye my hair
To rid the blondness hidden there.
How can they say blondes have more fun?
(Alright, I admit...it was all for pun)
I wuv ALL you people.. BTW...I think I must have enjoyed your poem too much Nan..it made me write this cwazy thing!!!