I have a story I'd like to tell,
of an alien named Bo.
He's my love who came to me,
from a UFO.
There I was upon my roof,
enjoying a pepsi can.
And out of nowhere, from the sky,
dropped a martian man!
He tells me in a galactic voice,
"Honk tome he la Bo boo."
I smiled at him caringly,
and said "I like you too."
He danced around my rooftop,
and said "Noot zoot, goot loot?"
As I took hold of all his four hands,
I whispered, "Yeah, you're cute."
He blushed a funny shade of green,
his huge eye winked at me.
He invited me aboard his ship,
and jumped up with smiles and glee.
Into the sky, we zoomed into space,
and danced upon the stars.
We floated in the milky way,
and played hopscotch on Mars.
But the night was almost over,
our spacey romance would end.
Big yellow tears formed in his eye,
I told him, "We'll always be friends."
He cried "Jingo Jango Nogo Lang!",
Ding Dong Doobee Doo."
I then cried and said to him,
"You know, I love you too."
Now he lives with me in my house,
and boy, are we ever glad!
Everything is perfect except,
how will I tell mom and dad?