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OBGY-ME? BLUES" (OB-Gee Why me?..Blues)
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OBGY-ME? BLUES" (OB-Gee Why me?..Blues) |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
I've been sitting here in this waiting room since quarter after nine, I must have read this magazine at least a thousand times, So you'd think that I'd be happy when they finally called my name? But I know what's in store for me when "I'm back in the saddle again".. I got them "OB-Gee why me blues" My feet are in the stirrups, wish someone else was in my shoes, He tells me to relax, I say "Come on doc would you" I got them OB-Gee Why Me? Blues... "Oh nurse who is that masked man? I can only see his eyes.... It's hard to let a stranger take a gander at these thighs." He's telling me some stupid joke and expecting me to laugh... But I lost my sense of humor when I got up on that torture rack... I got them OB-Gee why me? Blues... Slide down, slide down...Move back..move back, "You must keep those things in the freezer!" What the hell was that?".... I GOT THEM OB-GEE WHY ME?....BLUES! Saffire |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Been there, done that! LOL. And can still hear all the waiting patients laughing when my doc put that on his intercom! Another thanks for that great idea, sweets! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Toerag - Is nothing sacred anymore??? LOL |
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hoot_owl_rn Member Patricius
since 1999-07-05
Posts 10750Glen Hope, PA USA |
Toerag, I happen to work in OB as charge nurse in labor and delivery, sorry to say it doesn't quite happen like that any more, but fun little piece of work anyway. ------------------ "Nobody has measured, not even poets, how much the heart can hold" ~Zelda Fitzgerald |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
hoot: Your lucky patients! *G* Unfortunately, it's a fairly accurate representation of my last gyn visit... complete with a doctor making jokes while I'm wishing myself on Mars... fully dressed! LOL [This message has been edited by suthern (edited 07-30-99).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Hootessa You have to realize that, now that OB/GYNs in Toe's town have caught onto his ways and started giving exams in PRIVATE offices with security guards, ol' Toe has had to rely on memory rather than research material. - lol |
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Nicole Senior Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 1835Florida |
LOL...oh this is too good. What a riot! |
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poetFemmeFatale Member Elite
since 1999-07-25
Posts 2646Arkansas |
I think this awful thing deserves another kick back to the top for more to "enjoy".......ha! Silly man... You know, I'd love to see you guys get up in the stirrups for a change! Now wouldn't THAT be something to witness!! A male pelvic exam with a speculum!! You guys would be like cats on the ceiling!! he he he ha ha ha ya ho ho! ------------------ I beckon you to come...I lure you with my tongue... - poet FemmeFatale |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
too funny ------------------ May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
PFF: The image that presents will have me laughing for a while!!! Thanks for the reboot... I needed the smiles!  |
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