Ala bam a
I've been sitting here in this waiting room since quarter after nine,
I must have read this magazine at least a thousand times,
So you'd think that I'd be happy when they finally called my name?
But I know what's in store for me when "I'm back in the saddle again"..
I got them "OB-Gee why me blues"
My feet are in the stirrups, wish someone else was in my shoes,
He tells me to relax, I say "Come on doc would you"
I got them OB-Gee Why Me? Blues...
"Oh nurse who is that masked man? I can only see his eyes....
It's hard to let a stranger take a gander at these thighs."
He's telling me some stupid joke and expecting me to laugh...
But I lost my sense of humor when I got up on that torture rack...
I got them OB-Gee why me? Blues...
Slide down, slide down...Move back..move back,
"You must keep those things in the freezer!"
What the hell was that?"....
I GOT THEM OB-GEE WHY ME?....BLUES!