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OBGY-ME? BLUES" (OB-Gee Why me?..Blues)

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Toerag
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0 posted 07-30-99 09:17 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

I've been sitting here in this waiting room since quarter after nine,
I must have read this magazine at least a thousand times,
So you'd think that I'd be happy when they finally called my name?
But I know what's in store for me when "I'm back in the saddle again"..

I got them "OB-Gee why me blues"

My feet are in the stirrups, wish someone else was in my shoes,
He tells me to relax, I say "Come on doc would you"

I got them OB-Gee Why Me? Blues...

"Oh nurse who is that masked man? I can only see his eyes....
It's hard to let a stranger take a gander at these thighs."
He's telling me some stupid joke and expecting me to laugh...
But I lost my sense of humor when I got up on that torture rack...

I got them OB-Gee why me? Blues...

Slide down, slide down...Move back..move back,
"You must keep those things in the freezer!"
What the hell was that?"....

I GOT THEM OB-GEE WHY ME?....BLUES!

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1 posted 07-30-99 09:24 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Been there, done that! LOL. And can still hear all the waiting patients laughing when my doc put that on his intercom! Another thanks for that great idea, sweets!
LngJhnAg
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2 posted 07-30-99 09:34 AM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Toerag - Is nothing sacred anymore??? LOL
hoot_owl_rn
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3 posted 07-30-99 10:54 AM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

Toerag, I happen to work in OB as charge nurse in labor and delivery, sorry to say it doesn't quite happen like that any more, but fun little piece of work anyway.

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4 posted 07-30-99 10:56 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

hoot: Your lucky patients! *G* Unfortunately, it's a fairly accurate representation of my last gyn visit... complete with a doctor making jokes while I'm wishing myself on Mars... fully dressed! LOL

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LngJhnAg
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5 posted 07-30-99 10:56 AM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Hootessa

You have to realize that, now that OB/GYNs in Toe's town have caught onto his ways and started giving exams in PRIVATE offices with security guards, ol' Toe has had to rely on memory rather than research material. - lol
Nicole
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6 posted 07-30-99 12:38 PM       View Profile for Nicole   Email Nicole   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nicole

LOL...oh this is too good. What a riot!
poetFemmeFatale
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7 posted 08-30-99 10:36 AM       View Profile for poetFemmeFatale   Email poetFemmeFatale   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for poetFemmeFatale

I think this awful thing deserves another kick back to the top for more to "enjoy".......ha! Silly man...

You know, I'd love to see you guys get up in the stirrups for a change! Now wouldn't THAT be something to witness!! A male pelvic exam with a speculum!! You guys would be like cats on the ceiling!! he he he ha ha ha ya ho ho!

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Pepper
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8 posted 08-30-99 11:43 AM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

too funny

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9 posted 08-30-99 11:49 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

PFF: The image that presents will have me laughing for a while!!! Thanks for the reboot... I needed the smiles!
 
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