Ala bam a
This is unusual for me yanno,
What would ya expect from one named Toe?
I think I'll just sit back and wait on LongJohn,
Cuz his "stuff" is worth waiting on.
Though I think it's just a disguise,
And soon all you ladies will realize,
His intentions are focussed tweenst your thighs,
Cuz he's really just that kind of guy.
Yall don't know him as I do,
Wait till he posts poems on Kitty Kickin for you,
He hates all cats, most ev'ry kind,
Calicos-Siamese-and cuddly felines.
He'll write some stuff to make ya melt,
Make ya think it's all heart-felt.
But open your eyes and you'll surely see,
He's just a scam, not at all like me.
Cuz I'm sweet and kind and not deceitful,
I like kitties, and I'm never hateful.
He kinda grows on ya.. like a hemorrhoid ya see,
But he's my pal, a friend indeed.
[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 07-30-99).]