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My "Pal" LngJhnAg" (LongJohn Silver)
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My "Pal" LngJhnAg" (LongJohn Silver) |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
This is unusual for me yanno, What would ya expect from one named Toe? I think I'll just sit back and wait on LongJohn, Cuz his "stuff" is worth waiting on. Though I think it's just a disguise, And soon all you ladies will realize, His intentions are focussed tweenst your thighs, Cuz he's really just that kind of guy. Yall don't know him as I do, Wait till he posts poems on Kitty Kickin for you, He hates all cats, most ev'ry kind, Calicos-Siamese-and cuddly felines. He'll write some stuff to make ya melt, Make ya think it's all heart-felt. But open your eyes and you'll surely see, He's just a scam, not at all like me. Cuz I'm sweet and kind and not deceitful, I like kitties, and I'm never hateful. He kinda grows on ya.. like a hemorrhoid ya see, But he's my pal, a friend indeed. [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 07-30-99).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
There you go, tellin' all his secrets! LOL. But people really should know him for the crazed kitty killer he is! *G* Great poem, Toe!!!! I'm thoroughly enjoying watching you and LJA and your poetic one-up-manship! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
I'm not the kitty-kicker Toe says I am, I love almost all cats (cooked with Spam). There's no song sweeter than a feline, Singing loudly for me (in turpentine). I stop when a kitten approaches the street, (I let him commit, then he's dead meat). And old fat cats are really quite funny, (Especially when bloating has swelled their tummies). I know in this heat I should help cool cats (I prefer fast flowing rivers and gunny sacks), And so you see, I've again been maligned, I love cute little kitties (most of the time). [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 07-30-99).] [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 07-30-99).] |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Yanno, LJA... you really should try harder to emulate our sweet, almost perfect Toerag! LOL... First step is no more kitty spam! LOL |
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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
oh my...and i thought LngJhnAg was nice!!!  not liking cats!!!...to me that's a vice  ------------------ Tu, cosi lontano, seppure ormai, cosi vicino. ~~~Andrea Bocelli~~~ |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
WHERE IS HE????????  WE'RE GONNA GIVE NEW MEANING TO THE TERM "KITTY LITTER!" |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
well, you two - actually (and don't spread this around) I like cats. But I also like to write "Bad Boy" poems once in awhile, and I've found no surer way to achieve that than to write "kitty kicker" poems. Its like the actor who plays good-guy roles all the time, and then gets offered a bad-guy role. It is fun to play that role every so often. I always try to add humor to my part when I play it - and I am never serious. |
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VirginLady Junior Member
since 1999-07-30
Posts 14UK |
Toe Just keep my Snoops away from him.. HUGS ------------------ Rainbows are special! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Hi there, Queen Its great seeing you on the boards |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
elvira & Balladeer: Don't be believing his sudden fancy for felines! LOL. He'd be kickin' kitties all the time if he could figure out how to balance on that peg leg and punt! *G* |
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Kitty** Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 428Charlottesville,VA USA |
Woe is me, now I see. My name is Kitty** Oh what a pity. Don't wanna be kicked nor cooked with spam, you just don't know how sweet I am. But now I've gotta change my name, Sure is a crying shame. |
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