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THE BIG DUMB WHITE GUY
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since 06-14-99
Posts 9
BROWNSVILLE, TEXAS,UNITED STAT


0 posted 07-30-99 03:00 AM       View Profile for THE BIG DUMB WHITE GUY   Email THE BIG DUMB WHITE GUY   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for THE BIG DUMB WHITE GUY

I CAN'T

I CAN'T PLEASE MY MOM;
I AM TO LAZY
I HAVE BAD GRADES
AND I CAN'T KEEP A JOB.

I CAN'T PLEASE MY DAD;
I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS
I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE LIVES
BUT DON'T WORRY I WOULD DISAPPOINT HIM.

I CAN'T PLEASE MY STEP-DAD;
MY FRIENDS EAT TO MUCH
I AM TOO CLUMSY
AND I STOLE HIS VAN.

I CAN'T PLEASE MY COACH;
I AM TO SLOW
I DON'T TRY
AND I FLICKED HIM OFF.

I CAN'T PLEASE MY PRINCIPAL;
I GET INTO TO MUCH TROUBLE
I HAVE BAD GRADES
AND I DON'T SET AN EXAMPLE.

I CAN'T PLEASE MY FRIENDS;
I AM NOT COOL ENOUGH
I AM NOT CRAZY ENOUGH
AND I HAVE NO CASH.

I CAN'T PLEASE MY NEIGHBOR;
MY YARD IS TO TALL
I PLAY MUSIC TO LOUD
AND I RAN OVER HIS CAT.

I CAN'T PLEASE MY STOCK BROKER;
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY
I NEVER CALL HIM
AND I GAVE HIM A BAD TIP.

I CAN'T PLEASE MY PRIEST;
I DON'T GO TO CHURCH ENOUGH
I DON'T GIVE ENOUGH
AND I DON'T OWN A ROSARY.

I CAN'T PLEASE MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR;
I DRIVE TO FAST
DON'T CHECK MY BLIND SPOT
AND DON'T USE BLINKERS.

I CAN'T PLEASE MY PROBATION OFFICER;
I DON'T SHOW UP ON TIME
I GOT ANOTHER TICKET
AND I STOLE MY DAD'S VAN

WELL ALL THESE THINGS I CAN'T SEEM TO DO RIGHT
BUT ONE THING I KNOW I CAN'T DO IS STOP LOVING MY BABYGIRL
MARSHA I LOVE YOU!!
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INclan
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since 07-20-99
Posts 1046
Indiana, USA


1 posted 07-30-99 10:09 AM       View Profile for INclan   Email INclan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for INclan

I guess after a self evaluation like that...you know where to start. Well, take heart...it's Friday.
Toerag
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since 07-29-99
Posts 5839
Ala bam a


2 posted 07-30-99 10:16 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Hey big dumb....liked your poem....how much ya want for the van?
LngJhnAg
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since 07-23-99
Posts 3654
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion


3 posted 07-30-99 10:20 AM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Big Dumb

There's NOTHING you can't do if you put your mind to work, believe in yourself, try with all your soul, and have a dream.... (psst, there's a file in the cake, I'll be waiting outside the north wall with the repainted van).
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