T'was a day of deep depression
Broken hearted and alone
Dreaming of my life-desire
the one and only Mindy Cohn
I dreamt of sharing chocolate bars
and calling her my "big-boned wife"
for I fell in love with her ample ass
...it was just a fact of life
We ate out often, everywhere
and hours we spent on the phone
she like her treats, this much was true
-I often called her "ice cream cohn"
The joys of rolling in the bed
I imagined, (as I often do)
of whipped cream and choc'late escapades
or menage-a-trois with Tutti too...
Why she left I'll never know
and now, my heart, it bawls and wails
I know not of her newest love
...though I hear he's into Gravy sales...
Mindy Cohn you stole my heart
and left my world in disarray
"you're heart was as fat as your hips were wide"
...as Edna Garret used to say
Sweet Mindy as I fade to black
remember what I've said to thee
and through the beauty of re-runs
I'll always have my Natalie...
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[This message has been edited by Poetwheel (edited 07-29-99).]