Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion
One day in the Garden of Eden,
Adam was feeling sorry for himself.
"I wish I wasn't so lonely,"
"I wish there was somebody else."
God happened to overhear him,
And decided to answer his plea.
"Adam, I'll bless your wishes,
And send somebody heavenly."
"Who is it, God?" Adam cried,
Will he be somebody I can talk to?
"He won't be a he, Adam.
I'm sending a woman to you."
"A woman?" Adam anxiously queried,
"Please, God, tell me all you can."
God replied with infinite patience,
"She's my gift to the world of man."
"She's sublime in her appearance,
She's a creature of lovely grace.
She'll never have a cross word for you,
She'll be heaven on this Earthly place."
"She'll be witty and intelligent,
She'll love sports and make home brew.
She'll give you lovin' whenever you want,.
There's nothing she won't do for you."
"Wow!" exclaimed joyful Adam.
"She sounds great. How much do I pay?"
God replied, "There's the rub, Adam.
She'll cost you an arm and a leg."
Tho' this dampened Adam's spirit.
He replied, without being glib,
"I'll tell you what, dear Father,
What can I get for a rib?"