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Cinderella
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0 posted 07-26-99 02:15 AM       View Profile for Cinderella   Email Cinderella   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Cinderella

My thoughts, my feelings are oh so happy
That this my poem will sound somewhat crappie.
How can anyone have that unique glow
Like all the colors of the rainbow?

My dog named Buckwheat has finally learned,
As he lifted one leg and then turned
Seeing me beam as a mother will often do.
Surprised my words were loving, not no-no-no.

My training and pleading has made him today
The greatest joy that has come my way.
How wonderful it is I do not have the feat
To remind him again "please lower the seat"!

Teaching men is harder than their best pals
But please guys have feelings for us gals.
That damn water is COLD, it feels like a blast
In the darkness of the night when it touches your ass.





[This message has been edited by Cinderella (edited 07-26-99).]
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elvira
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1 posted 07-26-99 02:31 AM       View Profile for elvira   Email elvira   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for elvira

thanks for the chuckle...i am still grinning

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If I had my mouth I would bite.
If I had my liberty I would do my liking.
In the mean time, let me be that I am, and seek not to alter me. ~~~Shakespeare~~~
Crystal
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2 posted 07-31-99 06:50 PM       View Profile for Crystal   Email Crystal   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Crystal

Very funny, yet so true...lol good poem "back to the top!"
LngJhnAg
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since 07-23-99
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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion


3 posted 07-31-99 06:56 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Cinder-gal

I read your poem with a small frown,
You women are spoiled by our love.
You ask us to put the seat back down,
Why don't YOU put the seat back up?!!


lol - I loved your poem. BTW - I not only put the seat back down, I also put the lid back down, too. So there! (snooty sniff with head thrown back)
Sally S.
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4 posted 07-31-99 08:16 PM       View Profile for Sally S.   Email Sally S.   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sally S.

LOL.....Oh geez, I gave up on the hubby training. (Maybe that's why we're divorcing!!! Revelation!!..LOL) Actually, now I have to teach my little boy....Here we go again!!! Oh by the way...my doggie, who is male, (from time to time) widdles like a girl....I wonder if that's because of my training techniques??..oops

Thanks for the laugh.
Cinderella
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5 posted 07-31-99 08:53 PM       View Profile for Cinderella   Email Cinderella   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cinderella

Elvira, Crystal and Sally I am so glad you concur with me-but LngJhnAg you deserve a gold star for learning to put the seat down but why the lid (hope it is a soft one)?
Alicat
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6 posted 07-31-99 09:08 PM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

At the great risk of sounding anal, I too lower the seat when done...but I really love lowering the top lid during the cold, harsh winter nights.

You know the kind of lid...unshagged, unpadded, straight from the hip porcelain.

I already know I'm going to hell, so I might as well kick back, enjoy the ride, and laugh my tiny-hiny off.


Alicat
the persnickity kitty
Cinderella
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7 posted 08-01-99 04:13 AM       View Profile for Cinderella   Email Cinderella   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cinderella

Alicat as Mother Nature says "Not Nice"
Lost Dreamer
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8 posted 08-01-99 09:29 AM       View Profile for Lost Dreamer   Email Lost Dreamer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lost Dreamer

Balladeer
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9 posted 08-01-99 10:05 AM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Hey, alicat!

I don't mean to sound like such a critic
But, must you be so anal-ytic?
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At the edge and a doorway,TX


10 posted 08-01-99 11:04 AM       View Profile for Ladycat   Email Ladycat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Ladycat's Home Page   View IP for Ladycat

I like the piece, but you don't really think that men will put the seat down all the time now do you? I think that I have now gotten my husband to do that.. Oh well, all things take time..

As for you Alicat, I'm glad that you know that you are going to hell in a handbag.. heheh

Love,
Lady

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Live in my world just once and you'll find yourself enraptured.




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Cinderella
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11 posted 08-01-99 03:21 PM       View Profile for Cinderella   Email Cinderella   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cinderella

Good for you Ladycat! We have to stick together. And of course "Deer" thanks for being on my side and you being a MALE too!
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