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Musical: To the tune of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
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Musical: To the tune of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
I have had the song stuck in my head all day for some reason. So this was my solution to purge it. I don't know how closely I followed the rythm of the original but I think if you know it you will be able to follow along  It's a little off-color, but hopefully not too offensive. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Roxy on the Street with Hose On. ________________________________ Saw you last night, in a van by the river, with a fat little bald man with love in his eyes. Wish you were with me, but I can't afford you, spent all of my money of KFC fries. My thoughts drift back sweetly to your spiked leather jump-suit, the hot oil you poured on my thighs. Roxy on the street with hose on, Roxy don't you know me, it's Rohan, Roxy wait and I'll put my clothes on. (ah) (ah) Roxy, my wife, there are things you can teach her, I think, sometimes, that only you can. She can't understand my strange need to be beaten, And she calls me a sick little man. But, lady, she's happy for the service you provide me, she baked you this honey-glazed ham. Roxy on the street with hose on, Roxy dont you know me, it's Rohan, Roxy wait I'll dress up like Moe Vaughn (ah) (ah) Perhaps, my dear lady, you'd consider a freebie, I'm lonely but quite poor right now, I've got all the lotions, the whips and the handcuff, I've even bought some Puppy-Chow. Oh lady with hooks, and with wire, and barbs on, inform me that I'm a fat sow. Roxy on the street with hose on, Roxy don't you know me, it's Rohan, Roxy I'm here to pour cups of joe on. (ah) (ah) Roxy on the street with hose on, Roxy don't you know me, it' Rohan, Roxy please just merely kick me and go on, Roxy this here asian man is named Lei Wo-Chon, Roxy, ouch that was my foot you just drove on. [fade to black] ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow Please Click Here to Visit our Web Site ICQ: 44370408 [This message has been edited by Poetwheel (edited 07-22-99).] |
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TheGreenPolarBear Junior Member
since 1999-05-23
Posts 38Kansas |
Hehe, you do have a gift for musical poetry. And of course, now the song is stuck in my head. The Green Polar Bear  |
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elvira Senior Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 936California |
didn't know you had "it" in you Poetwell...pretty soon you'll get banned to the adult forum  ------------------ one night at the airport...Childhood Memories...eight short weeks...your countenance...just watching tv...hoarse whispers...My One and Only...Tribute to M.J....Feel the need?...serving wench...the mistress...stolen hours...devotion...Master...apart [This message has been edited by elvira (edited 07-22-99).] |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
Elvira, I was a bit worried that this one might be a little over the top. I didn't know if the adult forum was for this kind of stuff, or just plain naughty stuff. At the very least I try to keep the offensive language to a minimun, but on a re-read this one _is_ pretty bad  . Sorry if I offended anyone. PW ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html ICQ: 44370408 |
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Nicole Senior Member
since 1999-06-23
Posts 1835Florida |
HaHa!! You never cease to amaze me! This was just what I needed to turn my day around. Thanks for sharing (purging)! |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Wild applause from here, Sir Poetwheel! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Once again, the oddity that is you bubbles to the top... proving you just can't keep a good thing down. |
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Poetwheel Member
since 1999-07-07
Posts 208Canada |
Thank you all, I accept your praise as I would a friendly dose of Penicillin. PW ------------------ Poetic Wheelbarrow Please Click Here to Visit our Web Site. ICQ: 44370408 [This message has been edited by Poetwheel (edited 07-23-99).] |
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mia Member
since 1999-07-06
Posts 118 |
You are soooooooo crazy... I love it! Keep it up... Every time I turn on my computer the first thing I want to do is read you... mia |
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swan Member
since 1999-07-19
Posts 58california, usa |
this is really funny. i'm still laughing! Swan ------------------ "You can't make a heart love somebody, you can tell it what to do but it won't listen at all. You can't make a heart love someboy, you can lead a heart to love, but you can't make it fall.--Clint Black |
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