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Musical: To the tune of Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds

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Poetwheel
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0 posted 07-22-99 11:04 AM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

I have had the song stuck in my head all day for some reason. So this was my solution to purge it.

I don't know how closely I followed the rythm of the original but I think if you know it you will be able to follow along

It's a little off-color, but hopefully not too offensive.


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Roxy on the Street with Hose On.
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Saw you last night, in a van by the river,
with a fat little bald man with love in his eyes.
Wish you were with me, but I can't afford you,
spent all of my money of KFC fries.

My thoughts drift back sweetly to your spiked leather jump-suit,
the hot oil you poured on my thighs.

Roxy on the street with hose on,
Roxy don't you know me, it's Rohan,
Roxy wait and I'll put my clothes on. (ah) (ah)


Roxy, my wife, there are things you can teach her,
I think, sometimes, that only you can.
She can't understand my strange need to be beaten,
And she calls me a sick little man.

But, lady, she's happy for the service you provide me,
she baked you this honey-glazed ham.

Roxy on the street with hose on,
Roxy dont you know me, it's Rohan,
Roxy wait I'll dress up like Moe Vaughn (ah) (ah)


Perhaps, my dear lady, you'd consider a freebie,
I'm lonely but quite poor right now,
I've got all the lotions, the whips and the handcuff,
I've even bought some Puppy-Chow.

Oh lady with hooks, and with wire, and barbs on,
inform me that I'm a fat sow.

Roxy on the street with hose on,
Roxy don't you know me, it's Rohan,
Roxy I'm here to pour cups of joe on. (ah) (ah)

Roxy on the street with hose on,
Roxy don't you know me, it' Rohan,

Roxy please just merely kick me and go on,
Roxy this here asian man is named Lei Wo-Chon,
Roxy, ouch that was my foot you just drove on.

[fade to black]

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[This message has been edited by Poetwheel (edited 07-22-99).]
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TheGreenPolarBear
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1 posted 07-22-99 11:43 AM       View Profile for TheGreenPolarBear   Email TheGreenPolarBear   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit TheGreenPolarBear's Home Page   View IP for TheGreenPolarBear

Hehe, you do have a gift for musical poetry. And of course, now the song is stuck in my head.

The Green Polar Bear
elvira
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2 posted 07-22-99 04:02 PM       View Profile for elvira   Email elvira   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for elvira

didn't know you had "it" in you Poetwell...pretty soon you'll get banned to the adult forum

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Poetwheel
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3 posted 07-22-99 04:39 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Elvira,

I was a bit worried that this one might be a little over the top.

I didn't know if the adult forum was for this kind of stuff, or just plain naughty stuff.
At the very least I try to keep the offensive language to a minimun, but on a re-read this one _is_ pretty bad .

Sorry if I offended anyone.

PW

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Nicole
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since 06-23-99
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4 posted 07-22-99 04:45 PM       View Profile for Nicole   Email Nicole   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Nicole

HaHa!! You never cease to amaze me! This was just what I needed to turn my day around. Thanks for sharing (purging)!
Balladeer
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5 posted 07-22-99 07:16 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Wild applause from here, Sir Poetwheel!
Andrew Scott
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since 06-24-99
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6 posted 07-22-99 07:40 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Once again, the oddity that is you bubbles to the top... proving you just can't keep a good thing down.
Poetwheel
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7 posted 07-23-99 06:59 AM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Thank you all, I accept your praise as I would a friendly dose of Penicillin.

PW

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mia
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8 posted 07-23-99 08:33 AM       View Profile for mia   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for mia

You are soooooooo crazy... I love it! Keep it up... Every time I turn on my computer the first thing I want to do is read you...

mia
swan
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since 07-19-99
Posts 58
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9 posted 07-23-99 03:57 PM       View Profile for swan   Email swan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for swan

this is really funny. i'm still laughing!
Swan

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"You can't make a heart love somebody, you can tell it what to do but it won't listen at all. You can't make a heart love someboy, you can lead a heart to love, but you can't make it fall.--Clint Black
 
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