How to Join Member's Area Private Library Search Today's Topics p Login
Main Forums Discussion Tech Talk Mature Content Archives
   Nav Win
 Archives
 Open Poetry #1 Archive
 Ode to jerks!!!!!!
 1 2 3 4 5
Follow us on Facebook

 This is an Archive. You may post a reply, but new topics are not allowed.

 
User Options
Format for Better Printing EMail to a Friend Create a Greeting Card with this Poem
Admin Print Send ECard
Passions in Poetry

Ode to jerks!!!!!!

 Post A Reply   Go to the Next Oldest/Previous Topic Return to Topic Page Go to the Next Newest Topic 
Rita
Member
since 07-19-99
Posts 56
Danville Va. 24540


0 posted 07-21-99 07:19 PM       View Profile for Rita   Email Rita   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Rita

You're such a jerk, you little twirp,
You think your smart? yea smart as a fart,
You're sweet as honey? oh that's real funny,
You're such a tease, go scratch those flees,
You think you're bad, you're just a fad,
Your looks could kill? Let's be for real,
Your smooth as ice, well your head has lice,

You're just too cool? go drown in your drool,
You're such a fox? go eat my socks,
You think you're great? go jump in a lake,
You're oh so hype! Just NOT my type,
you're full of pep? Boy just step..

------------------
"And the day came, where the risk to remain tight in a bud, was more painful than the risk it took to blossom"
© Copyright 1999 Rita - All Rights Reserved
Ohme
Senior Member
since 07-17-99
Posts 831
Texas


1 posted 07-21-99 07:29 PM       View Profile for Ohme   Email Ohme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ohme

Oh, Rita. I think this poem is darling. Love it!!
elvira
Senior Member
since 07-06-99
Posts 985
California


2 posted 07-21-99 07:41 PM       View Profile for elvira   Email elvira   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for elvira

you tell him girl!!!...thanks for the chuckle

------------------
If I had my mouth I would bite. If I had my liberty I would do my liking. In the mean time, let me be that I am, and seek not to alter me. ~~~Shakespeare~~~

Rita
Member
since 07-19-99
Posts 56
Danville Va. 24540


3 posted 07-21-99 07:53 PM       View Profile for Rita   Email Rita   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Rita

thanks all! i thought this would put a grin on the face!
Andrew Scott
Member Elite
since 06-24-99
Posts 2655
Redlands,CA,USA


4 posted 07-21-99 08:00 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

How did that song go? "I'm to sexy for my cat." "I'm to sexy for my car." ... and on and on. I think your's would have been the perfect response.
Alwye
Moderator
Member Elite
since 06-16-99
Posts 3968
In the space between moments


5 posted 08-09-99 01:28 AM       View Profile for Alwye   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alwye

LOL, you tell him gurl!! Great poem, it sure gave me a laugh!

------------------
*Krista Knutson*

"Your kiss upon my face feels like a brush with grace, baby thats all it takes to take me higher..." SHeDaisy
 
 Post A Reply   Go to the Next Oldest/Previous Topic Return to Topic Page Go to the Next Newest Topic 
All times are ET (US) Top
  User Options
>> Archives >> Open Poetry #1 >> Ode to jerks!!!!!! Format for Better Printing EMail to a Friend Create a Greeting Card with this Poem
Print Send ECard

 

pipTalk Home Page | Main Poetry Forums

How to Join | Member's Area / Help | Private Library | Search | Contact Us | Today's Topics | Login
Discussion | Tech Talk | Archives | Sanctuary



© Passions in Poetry and netpoets.com 1998-2013
All Poetry and Prose is copyrighted by the individual authors