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Butt Pirates on the 7 Seas

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Poetwheel
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0 posted 07-21-99 12:11 AM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel


As a boy I'd dream, as boys will do
of treasures bright and oceans blue

so now a man, I've earned my berth
to sail the sea, across the earth

but to my chagrin, I soon did learn
a life that made my stomach turn

these sailors were, to my dismay
Butt Pirates dressed in lingerie!

Alone I could not put asunder
-my booty they would often plunder

And OH What sickness in my gut
-they were redefining scuttlebutt

The Captain made me pull his rank
and make me ride (not walk) his plank

I slowly turned a nervous wreck
as they made me swab their collective deck

Not bearded men with hooks of steel
they wore a skirt, and shoe with heel

I dreaded disease, and filth and wart
as they each would dock inside my port

In times in battle, foes we face
them dressed in armor, we dressed in lace

And I'll find myself in their arms again
for the seas can do strange things to men

I salute my ship as she sways and rocks
The Captain and his lovely cox

In lingerie we ride the breeze
Butt Pirates on the seven seas




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elvira
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1 posted 07-21-99 12:17 AM       View Profile for elvira   Email elvira   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for elvira

oh my... ...i wonder what design was on their flag?...as always, you are simply hilarious

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Ohme
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2 posted 07-21-99 12:27 AM       View Profile for Ohme   Email Ohme   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Ohme

Delightful, and how does one book that cruise?
Balladeer
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3 posted 07-21-99 12:31 AM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! No poem gets more hilarious than this one! All this time, I KNEW you were a little dinghy!
Ron
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4 posted 07-21-99 01:16 AM       View Profile for Ron   Email Ron   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Ron's Home Page   View IP for Ron

This is, indeed, very funny, PW. But I think you've meandered just a bit over the line and would suggest that future postings of this nature would be better suited to the Adult forum.
Poetwheel
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5 posted 07-21-99 07:17 AM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Thanks for you comments guys! Ron-I'll be mindful of future postings.
PW

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mia
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6 posted 07-21-99 07:37 AM       View Profile for mia   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for mia

I'm making it a must to read one of your poems first each morning... Then I can start my long day with a smile on my face.

keep up the craziness PW... You rock!

xxoo
mia
Poetwheel
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7 posted 07-21-99 07:41 AM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

This may be a shameless plug,
but Mia, I DO DECLARE!!!

Why not visit, our web page,
and leave us a message there.

PW

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mia
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8 posted 07-21-99 08:03 AM       View Profile for mia   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for mia

PW, my dear
I can't I fear
for I understand not
how to access the spot!

(god, my rhyming sucks!)

I wish I could go, I tried, but I'm so new at this whole computer business that I have no idea what I am looking for...or how exactly to get there.
I'll keep trying...

I'm looking forward to reading more...
cus you my friend are crazy to the core!

mia
wayoutwalt
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9 posted 07-21-99 08:07 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

tiz makes me want to throw my melancholy ways out the door and try uneffectively to ape your style mister wheel you are alot to live up too
Poetwheel
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10 posted 07-21-99 01:59 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Thanks wayoutwalt, you are all that and a bag of chips.
PW

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Poetwheel
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Thanks!
PW

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Rita
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12 posted 07-21-99 05:59 PM       View Profile for Rita   Email Rita   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Rita

ships ahoy! anchors away....job well done is it what i'll say!!
Lost Dreamer
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13 posted 07-21-99 06:06 PM       View Profile for Lost Dreamer   Email Lost Dreamer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lost Dreamer

If the laughter stops, then maybe I can type
to tell you what a great job you've done. I have to say you have a brilliant talent. Thanks for sharing with us.
Andrew Scott
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14 posted 07-21-99 06:15 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

So much for taking that Princess Cruise this summer. Your talent is unparalleled.
Red Letter
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15 posted 07-21-99 08:08 PM       View Profile for Red Letter   Email Red Letter   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Red Letter

Just wondered how you managed
'pon the rock of every wave
you never once did knick yourself
when that wooden leg you'd shave?

Or how it was your lingerie
stayed Woolite fresh and new
when all you had was salt water
among Victoria's Secret Crew?
Poetwheel
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16 posted 08-09-99 08:01 AM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

I moved this one to the top in honor of LngJhnAg.

Simply because, after looking at the name for a good 5 minutes, it finally occurred to me. *smack self*

Yo-Ho-Ho and a bottle of wine spritzer.

PW

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LngJhnAg
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17 posted 08-09-99 10:15 AM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Poetwheel - this was an outrageous poem that slanders the good name of every swashbuckling seadog... and I laughed myself silly trying to get through it. Great work. (Incidently, I hate lingerie because it gets in the way of spontaneous lovemaking - especially when I'm alone.)
Poetwheel
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18 posted 08-09-99 10:17 AM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

LngJhnAg,

Might I suggest crotchless underpants....or as us laymen know them...socks.

PW

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19 posted 08-09-99 10:19 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Poetwheel: Just how long have you known LongJohn anyway? *G*
tori
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20 posted 08-09-99 01:46 PM       View Profile for tori   Email tori   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit tori's Home Page   View IP for tori

hahahha Great job..!!
This has put the smile in my day!!

Thinking in laughter is the best!!
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If with pen in hand I've made you think
I've not wasted one drop of ink
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Toerag
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21 posted 08-09-99 02:06 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Geesch! Balladeer's recruiting Poetwheel? Now I've gotta walk around all day with intimidation written all over my face?.....I hope you know how hurt I am....after all the praise and good tidings I've offered you?....The compliments, the envy..etc. etc. etc......some people have no appreciation or manners what-so-ever?.....Being the quiet, shy, reserved, and nice fella I am, I guess I'll just have grin and bear it.....but I do want ya to know how "hurt" I am.......At least I've still got Longjohn....right?....LongJohn?...Ummm, you and me....right man?....We're buddies?..Right?....LongJohn?
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22 posted 08-09-99 02:14 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Toerag: LJA's busy grinning and baring it! LOL.
Toerag
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23 posted 08-09-99 02:27 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Poetwheel, don't ya know?
Crotchless panties on LongJohn wouldn't show?
Cuz he's got nothing to put in it,
So they'd be a perfect fit.

Now we all know what LongJohn wears,
Underneathe his Levis' there,
It's a jock strap I hear tell,
A rubberband and peanut shell.
Poetwheel
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24 posted 08-09-99 02:50 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Thank you all for taking the time to remark on this little treasure...though it was written in well under 10 minutes it has yielded hours of pleaseure to me...thanks!

PW

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