How to Join Member's Area Private Library Search Today's Topics p Login
Main Forums Discussion Tech Talk Mature Content Archives
   Nav Win
 Archives
 Open Poetry #1 Archive
 Fluff, The Tragic Madam
 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17
Follow us on Facebook

 This is an Archive. You may post a reply, but new topics are not allowed.

 
User Options
Format for Better Printing EMail to a Friend Create a Greeting Card with this Poem
Admin Print Send ECard
Passions in Poetry

Fluff, The Tragic Madam

 Post A Reply   Go to the Next Oldest/Previous Topic Return to Topic Page Go to the Next Newest Topic 
Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 06-05-99
Posts 26302
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA


0 posted 07-19-99 03:19 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

(Inspired by Poetwheel's ventures into musical parodies....this one, of course, to the tune of Puff, The Magic Dragon)

Fluff, the tragic madam
Lived on her knees
And brought delight
Both day and night
To those who paid her fees.

Little Jackie Horny
Loved that rascal Fluff
But he was only ten tears old
And not quite old enough.

A hooker lives forever
But no so little boys.
Baseball gloves
Give way to love
And other manly toys.

With puberty behind him
Our boy could now be brave.
He looked up Fluff
And, sure enough,
He slipped into her cave.

Oh, Fluff the tragic madam
Walks this earth no more.
She does grace
That special place
Reserved for saints and whores.

Little Jackie Horney's
Life has since moved on
But, when he's gruff
He thinks of Fluff
And hums his childhood song.....

Oh, Fluff the tragic madam
Da da dum de da.............
© Copyright 1999 Michael Mack - All Rights Reserved
Poetwheel
Member
since 07-07-99
Posts 215
Canada


1 posted 07-19-99 03:33 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

EXCELLENT job Balladeer.

Had the protagonist lived on I would have enquired about her minutely rate.

PW

------------------
Poetic Wheelbarrow
http://www.stormloader.com/poetwheel/den.html

Andrew Scott
Member Elite
since 06-24-99
Posts 2655
Redlands,CA,USA


2 posted 07-19-99 03:42 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

Oh, to have such talent as yours. Very good my friend. Thanks for the laugh and for the suggestion on my posting.
Sunshine
Administrator
Member Caelestus
since 06-25-99
Posts 67715
Listening to every heart


3 posted 07-19-99 04:07 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Oh wow, there go my childhood memories....

------------------
Sunshine
Words will always express our feelings true. ~~~ KRJ
Look, then, into thine heart, and write ~~~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

~one voice~
Senior Member
since 07-08-99
Posts 668
Billings, MT USA


4 posted 07-19-99 04:26 PM       View Profile for ~one voice~   Email ~one voice~   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for ~one voice~

hehehehe...I really like this one Balladeer!!! I'm gonna have this tune in my head all day now!

------------------
~onevoice~

"I never kissed somebody so that they would break my heart."

Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 06-05-99
Posts 26302
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA


5 posted 07-19-99 04:49 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Thank you all for the imput.
Sunshine, do they have childhood memories in Kansas?
elvira
Senior Member
since 07-06-99
Posts 985
California


6 posted 07-19-99 05:38 PM       View Profile for elvira   Email elvira   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for elvira

Puff, such an innnocent song, until Fluff came a long, bravo Balladeer, then again, i love most of your pieces, *curtsies* to you

------------------
Childhood Memories...your countenance...hoarse whispers...My One and Only...Tribute to M.J... serving wench...the mistress...stolen hours...devotion...Master...apart...




[This message has been edited by elvira (edited 07-19-99).]
Genea
Member
since 06-15-99
Posts 325
USA


7 posted 07-19-99 06:04 PM       View Profile for Genea   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Genea

Balladeer....great job!

To elvira....i would not call the original song 'innocent'...i always heard it was about marijuana! lol

~Genea
Sunshine
Administrator
Member Caelestus
since 06-25-99
Posts 67715
Listening to every heart


8 posted 07-19-99 06:34 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Not only do childhood memories reign in Kansas, but CA, MI, and IL as well! I'm a traveling ma'am!

------------------
Sunshine
Words will always express our feelings true. ~~~ KRJ
Look, then, into thine heart, and write ~~~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Sunshine
Administrator
Member Caelestus
since 06-25-99
Posts 67715
Listening to every heart


9 posted 07-19-99 06:34 PM       View Profile for Sunshine   Email Sunshine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Sunshine's Home Page   View IP for Sunshine

Not only do childhood memories reign in Kansas, but CA, MI, and IL as well! I'm a traveling ma'am!

------------------
Sunshine
Words will always express our feelings true. ~~~ KRJ
Look, then, into thine heart, and write ~~~ Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Poet deVine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 05-26-99
Posts 25869
Hurricane Alley


10 posted 07-19-99 08:47 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

Hilarious! I think we need to hide the nursery rhymes from you...imagine what Mary will do with those little lambs..and god forbid we find out what Little Miss Muffet really sat on!

Fred Hobbs
Member
since 06-08-99
Posts 353
Tallahassee, Florida, US


11 posted 07-19-99 08:54 PM       View Profile for Fred Hobbs   Email Fred Hobbs   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Fred Hobbs's Home Page   View IP for Fred Hobbs

We already know! She sat on a Fluff-et Poet...

Another great one Balladeer!

sandman
Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 06-05-99
Posts 26302
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA


12 posted 07-19-99 09:44 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Well, Poet deVine, you know what they say about Mary...

Mary had a little sheep
And with that sheep she went to sleep.
The sheep turned out to be a ram
So Mary had a little lamb!

Nice to hear from ya, Fred!
Sundance
Member
since 07-11-99
Posts 124


13 posted 07-19-99 09:47 PM       View Profile for Sundance   Email Sundance   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sundance

Funny! I used to love, Puff the magic dragon. hehehe, that's kinda funny. Anyway, nice job!

Alwye
Moderator
Member Elite
since 06-16-99
Posts 3968
In the space between moments


14 posted 07-19-99 09:51 PM       View Profile for Alwye   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alwye

LOL, great! I am going to have that tune stuck in my head now too...

------------------
..And down from the eternal heavens comes fate's jewelled fingertips, it's magic flowing into awaiting souls..--Krista Knutson


*Krista Knutson*


wayoutwalt
Member Ascendant
since 06-22-99
Posts 5106
TEXAS (it's all big)


15 posted 07-19-99 11:40 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

what of lil boy blue o poor lil boy blue it will get better lil boy blue told you not to blow your horn last night
Cinderella
Member
since 06-23-99
Posts 157
Arizona


16 posted 07-20-99 03:25 AM       View Profile for Cinderella   Email Cinderella   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Cinderella

Thanks for making my day as I laugh on my way to sleep!
Fluffnstuff
New Member
since 07-20-99
Posts 6
Toronto ON CANADA


17 posted 07-20-99 04:17 AM       View Profile for Fluffnstuff   Email Fluffnstuff   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Fluffnstuff's Home Page   View IP for Fluffnstuff

Man this freaked me! lol I thought this poem was about me1 That's my handle in the chat room I go to - but I don't fit the profile.

Beautiful writing...
 
 Post A Reply   Go to the Next Oldest/Previous Topic Return to Topic Page Go to the Next Newest Topic 
All times are ET (US) Top
  User Options
>> Archives >> Open Poetry #1 >> Fluff, The Tragic Madam Format for Better Printing EMail to a Friend Create a Greeting Card with this Poem
Print Send ECard

 

pipTalk Home Page | Main Poetry Forums

How to Join | Member's Area / Help | Private Library | Search | Contact Us | Today's Topics | Login
Discussion | Tech Talk | Archives | Sanctuary



© Passions in Poetry and netpoets.com 1998-2013
All Poetry and Prose is copyrighted by the individual authors