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The Maligned Misuse of a Polish Sausage

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Poetwheel
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0 posted 07-16-99 10:15 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel


Though many may take on a biscuit or bun
with relish and ketchup atop

I have spied my share of sausage abuse
Though I've nar seen a Pole Sausage Cop

Now what, you may say, have I seen in dismay
to form a reaction so bold?

To you I will share, and war I'll declare
against those to whom sausage are sold.

I've seen 'em...

stuck in a bum
pickled in rum
used to spank a parrot

poked in an eye
taught how to fly
incognito as a carrot

dressed in hose
pinched in a nose
named Nathaniel Garret

in a ladys love pipe
imitating Michael Stipe
taunted as so to mar it

So now that you know where the sausage did go
I hope you will agree

That a polish sausage is not a mirage when placed in idolatry

Please treat the sausage as you want to be had for reincarnation may be a fact

And if you come back as a sausage on a rack you'll want to be handled with tact.


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elvira
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1 posted 07-16-99 10:56 PM       View Profile for elvira   Email elvira   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for elvira

whenever a polish sausage i find...i promise i shall treat it kind...ketchup, mustard, relish and onion...shall be my sausage's only companion...then i'll devour with both of my hands...the lovely sausage and all of it's friends



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Poetwheel
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2 posted 07-16-99 10:59 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

goodly elvira thanks for your praise
its lifts me high from a dreary malaise

if you, like your namesake, have a beehive of hair
perhaps there's a sausage, a-hidin' in there?
PW

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elvira
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3 posted 07-16-99 11:11 PM       View Profile for elvira   Email elvira   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for elvira

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, we're not the same...for i truly use my given christian middle name...my hair, is rather reddish and curly...and don't you call me "sausage girly"
you know how to make me laugh Poetwheel
Poetwheel
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4 posted 07-16-99 11:21 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Your comments when reported, I'll embellish
And eat them up with ketchup and with relish

We'll be a mighty pair to make undone
if you will be the sausage in my bun!
PW

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elvira
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5 posted 07-16-99 11:43 PM       View Profile for elvira   Email elvira   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for elvira

what can i say, i do love eating...come on over, if you like feeding...or lets order a pizza, for i'm no cook...see for yourself, there is my fridge - look
Poetwheel
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6 posted 07-16-99 11:51 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Though I enjoy this banter we share...
I'm afraid that to others its really not fair

perhaps to continue and share the exchange
send me an email if you can arrange...
PW

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