T'was orange and pink
T'was an old lady's spleen
in a new kitchen sink
T'was baked in a pie
T'was Hooter MacWilliams
only left eye
Never shave your armpits!
Never plug an orifice with an avocado!
Never drink Spumante Balatore!
Lest it's to be served (with relish) to the elderly...
Always place a mango in you best-friends bum
But only if he commonly known, as a butless dumb dumb