her: Hi there handsome, how's it going? Weathers looking poor today.
(Don't go looking for your checkbook, or your visa, or your pay)
him: I think the weathers gonna clear, a little sun is all it takes...
(By-the-way dear jezebel, been in your car? Have you tried the brakes?)
her: Perhaps your right...we should do lunch, oh wait, I made another plan...
(got to cash your stocks and bonds, and book the flight to Kobe, Japan)
him: No sweat my sweet, I'm busy too, figured I would mow the grass...
(maybe Shirley's free today, I'd love to have that piece of ...
her: As for later on, you have to fetch your supper, dear.
(Theres arsenic in the vinegar and rat poison in your precious beer)
him: no trouble, love, no problem here, I'll have a salad and some tea
(Yahoo! Won't have to hear her nag, its fries and beer and prime t.v.)
her: So, whats on you card this week? You still have bowling with good old John?
(Not that I really give a crap, Miguel an
I will soon be gone)
him: Oh yeah! I had forgotten that, don't want to let down friendly John!
(Who actually is known to me as sweet Marie LeParnagon)
her: Well I should go, I'll see you soon, until then, I love you so.
(At least your money, and your house, and your uncle, don't you know)
him: Ok, well best of luck to you, can't wait until you're back with me
(They never peel you from that car, once wrapped around a cherry tree)
her & him: SUCKER!