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Kitchen Appliances Gone Insane

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Poetwheel
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0 posted 07-10-99 05:38 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

A family at home we are craving our supper
But the fridge grows two legs, and drop-kicks my brother.

The blender rears up, slicing my mother,
The toaster explodes, my dad starts to smother.

The oven mutates, and soon forms another.
An outdated ad screams, 'Quick! DUCK and COVER.'

We take our last breath, with no hope of another
But-we-are-all-saved-by-TINA YOTHERS!

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Craig
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1 posted 07-10-99 06:07 PM       View Profile for Craig   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Craig

This is so good, for some none apparent reason this reminded me of a book I read called Verse and Worse by Arnold Silcock give it a read if you get a chance between all you poetry production I think you'll like it.
Balladeer
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2 posted 07-10-99 07:12 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

This one deserves a frigid air. (in other words, I like it!)
Moonlight
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3 posted 07-10-99 08:01 PM       View Profile for Moonlight   Email Moonlight   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Moonlight's Home Page   View IP for Moonlight

these poems totally crack me up!
Aly
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4 posted 07-10-99 08:04 PM       View Profile for Aly   Email Aly   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Aly

very funny!!!!! I love it! Keep giving us more!
Sally S.
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5 posted 07-10-99 09:16 PM       View Profile for Sally S.   Email Sally S.   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sally S.

(Shakes her head..) You're not right....and I love it! You're hilarious. I'd challenge you to write a poem about say....a drinking glass....yet, I know you'd find a way to make it all too funny. So, I won't....but I'll think of something better and challenge you in the future....LOL Thanks for the laughs.
Red Letter
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6 posted 07-10-99 09:31 PM       View Profile for Red Letter   Email Red Letter   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Red Letter

That Tina Yothers was always such a sassy broad... gotta love her.

(Favorite Quote from Family Ties: "YEAH, Alex")
Poetwheel
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7 posted 07-10-99 10:59 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Thank you all for your assault of praise...This one was something of a "golden oldie" that we aired out here. Actually, the Poetic Wheelbarrow have been writing these poems for many years now, we're just glad to have an audience! Thanks again, one and all!
PW

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grandiloquent
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8 posted 07-30-99 03:24 PM       View Profile for grandiloquent   Email grandiloquent   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit grandiloquent's Home Page   View IP for grandiloquent

That was grand. Thank god for poets with a little innovation.
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9 posted 07-30-99 08:58 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

AAAAHHHH!!! TINA! HELP! THE FRIDGE IS AFTER ME!!!!

Ha ha ha. Poetwheel, this was so funny, and even though I don't know who "Tina Yothers" is, I cracked up anyway.
Poetwheel
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10 posted 07-30-99 09:29 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Thanks Elizabeth. Tina Yothers is the young child in all of us, yearing to be heard yet fearing to speak.
PW

(She also played Mike J Fox's younger sister in Family Ties...oh Michael Gross, where for art thou?..)

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Delores Hall
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11 posted 07-30-99 11:47 PM       View Profile for Delores Hall   Email Delores Hall   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Delores Hall

Where do you guy's think this stuff up? I
would think you would have to have a good
imagination. This is great.
TheGreenPolarBear
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12 posted 07-31-99 12:46 AM       View Profile for TheGreenPolarBear   Email TheGreenPolarBear   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit TheGreenPolarBear's Home Page   View IP for TheGreenPolarBear

Kind of reminds me of an old Jack Prelutsky poem about meat loaf. Anyone else ever heard of it?

The Green Polar Bear
CSwtThng
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13 posted 07-31-99 01:33 AM       View Profile for CSwtThng   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for CSwtThng

Thanks for this. I needed a little comic relief.
Poetwheel
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14 posted 07-31-99 06:44 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Thank you all for the comments. I believe this poem must be HEARD and not READ, we will be adding some sound files to our web-page soon so drop by and check them out.

MANY APOLOGIES FOR THE SHAMELESS WEB_PAGE PLUG!!!!

PW

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Alwye
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In the space between moments


15 posted 07-31-99 10:34 PM       View Profile for Alwye   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alwye

LOL! I love it!! I think fridges who drop kick annoying brothers is a very good thing...hehe! Keep up the great work!

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*Krista Knutson*

"I will sail my vessel 'till the river runs dry, like a bird upon the wind, these waters are my sky..." Garth Brooks


Dusk Treader
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16 posted 08-01-99 03:26 AM       View Profile for Dusk Treader   Email Dusk Treader   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dusk Treader

LOL! A poem about kitchen appliance, what a day for me! Thanks for lightening my mood!

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"I'm down in a hole, and I don't know if I can be saved. See my heart? I've decorated it like a grave." - Alice in Chains
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17 posted 08-01-99 09:25 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

Ryan-are you talking about the one called "My Mother Made a Meat Loaf", where the family ends up using the meat loaf as a brick? That's the only one I can think of.
WhtDove
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18 posted 08-01-99 09:43 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

This was funny and light hearted. Needed this! Love it!
Haskins
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19 posted 08-01-99 09:53 PM       View Profile for Haskins   Email Haskins   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Haskins's Home Page   View IP for Haskins

Kick ass!

What a funny (and technically sound) poem.
I got a real good belly laugh out of this one.

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mia
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20 posted 08-05-99 05:39 PM       View Profile for mia   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for mia

Poetwheel...
How I missed your morbid poetry... I was forbidden to read you for a while but I sneak away from this hell that I chose while intoxicated with the smell of money to read you once more....
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