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Grapefruit Invasion *or* Citrus AttacK!

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Poetwheel
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0 posted 07-10-99 03:04 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Horace smoothed his cat, Mr. Ghummy, and sat back in his green La-Z-boy.
As he readied himself to sip upon his Salibury shake he heard a noise like no other...
In a moment, he knew THEY were back!

Falling from the sky
Landing on some guy
squirts into the eye
kiss your butt goodbye!

We are the malcontent Grapefruit from the Planet Citrene! We have come to claim this country as our own! Take your leave, humans, or feel our sting in your vulnerable eyes!

Falling from the sky
Landing on some guy
squirts into the eye
kiss your butt goodbye!

They came. They conquered. We left.

Oh well, mused Horace, being a floating space vagabond isn't soooo bad, eh Mr. Ghummy?
"Meow Shut up, Meow!"

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Craig
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1 posted 07-10-99 03:20 PM       View Profile for Craig   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Craig

At last like looking for the holy grail this one....


I like the way you write can we have more?
Poetwheel
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2 posted 07-10-99 03:34 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Certainly! But in the interim, check out our website at sites.netscape.net/poetwheel
Be sure to sign the guestbook!
Thanks!
PW

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Aly
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3 posted 07-10-99 03:49 PM       View Profile for Aly   Email Aly   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Aly

Very funny, but I don't know if my intepretation was right. ANYWAY... keep them coming, and I'll see what kind of poetry I can give u!
azblond
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4 posted 07-10-99 03:59 PM       View Profile for azblond   Email azblond   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for azblond

Ah Poetwheel, You are such a GOOF!! But I mean that in the kindest way possible, for I love the way you write. Keep me laughing some more, I wipe my eyes not from tears, but from that acidic grapefruit squeeze!

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Let my words fall first upon deaf ears before a closed mind...
Craig
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5 posted 07-10-99 04:05 PM       View Profile for Craig   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Craig

I signed your book stop liked the name ‘Crumblesausage’ stop may adopt it stop goes well with Craig stop

"You write it, I'll read it...WE like it." Don’t stop

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Poetwheel
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6 posted 07-10-99 04:23 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

The collective Poetic Wheelbarrow overflows with sun-sweetened melon juice from your kind praise! Thank you all for your kind ramblings!
PW

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Balladeer
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7 posted 07-10-99 04:56 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

I'm not sure which planet you're from, not even sure I can pick the galaxy, but I'm glad you decided to settle on Earth!
Poetwheel
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8 posted 07-10-99 05:03 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

Thank you baladeer! To be sure, we are earthlings, though it has been proven that our forefathers came from Delphi IV in the Ghastrib Conclave...
PW

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thursdayschild
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9 posted 07-10-99 06:32 PM       View Profile for thursdayschild   Email thursdayschild   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for thursdayschild

hilarious! damn, you're good! thanks for
the
Moonlight
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10 posted 07-10-99 08:04 PM       View Profile for Moonlight   Email Moonlight   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Moonlight's Home Page   View IP for Moonlight

This will be a classic. I can feel it. *L*
Poetwheel
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11 posted 07-10-99 11:07 PM       View Profile for Poetwheel   Email Poetwheel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Poetwheel's Home Page   View IP for Poetwheel

thursdays child - truly glad you enjoy this stuff!
moonlight - your really think its classic material? I shall submit it to the board for review....with your reccomend of course...
Thanks!
PW

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