Dearest "Elvira" of Oak Ridge Boys Fame,
I truly wish you were _my_ serving dame,
Despite your previous claims that you may be plain,
I'll have to confess I'm in love with your brain.
(Or at least the part that writes poetry!)
However, I did feel this was a little _too_ naughy and was VERY deeply offended !
[This message has been edited by Poetwheel (edited 07-27-99).]