Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA
Of all the things that I hate most,
Of all things I abhor,
The one that makes me maddest is..
A loud, resounding snore!
A foghorn in the dead of night -
An ancient dinosaur
Proclaiming earth's extinction
Is my vision of a snore.
Feeding time at Joe's pig farm,
An injured, angry boar,
One leg caught in a steel trap
Reminds me of a snore.
So come, my love, you know that you're
The one that I adore,
But, as we lay with passion spent,
Please promise not to snore!!!!!