Okay Balladeer...just g'head and hog all the glory....you prick!...Yea, now you're humorous too?.....I guess ya look like that De'Caprio whatever kid also don't ya?....Yea, I'm not jealous....no, not me.....I'll bet you have a damn Aston Martin and a big house too don't ya?......Your next ex-wife's who?......Cindy Crawford?....figures.....!.......(Loved the poem too damnit!) LOL
I remember reading this years ago. That summer I tried to find it using the search function, but for some reason it didn't show up so Balladeer was kind enough to send me a copy through email. Being me, I decided to play a joke on my mom and tell her someone had sent me an email about his ex wife. She flipped (to be fair, I was still in high school at the time!). She wasn't much happier when I told her it was just a funny poem. Anyway, I still think this is funny!