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Balladeer
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25 posted 08-05-99 08:37 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Why, Carman, you devil, you!

Long John...

Fabulous Moola is my mom.
In her arms I used to nestle
She wouldn't harm a hair of mine...
I taught her how to wrestle!

Hoot.....absolutely. Goes both ways.

Red....you're something else!
redwriter1
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26 posted 08-05-99 08:47 PM       View Profile for redwriter1   Email redwriter1   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for redwriter1

well when you find out what that something else is.. would you please let me know??

Cause then we'll BOTH know.. hahahah

http://www.home.talkcity.com/BasinSt/redwriter1/html
Delores Hall
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27 posted 08-05-99 11:30 PM       View Profile for Delores Hall   Email Delores Hall   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Delores Hall

Cute real cute.Have you really been married
that many times?
Toerag
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28 posted 08-06-99 07:17 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Okay Balladeer...just g'head and hog all the glory....you prick!...Yea, now you're humorous too?.....I guess ya look like that De'Caprio whatever kid also don't ya?....Yea, I'm not jealous....no, not me.....I'll bet you have a damn Aston Martin and a big house too don't ya?......Your next ex-wife's who?......Cindy Crawford?....figures.....!.......(Loved the poem too damnit!) LOL
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29 posted 08-06-99 08:15 AM       View Profile for Lorelei54   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lorelei54

Loved it!! You write great stuff and keep LJA on his toes!
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30 posted 08-06-99 08:38 AM       View Profile for Lost Dreamer   Email Lost Dreamer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lost Dreamer

Sir Balladeer, This is a gem.

How does one man survive issuing alimony times six? Then the question of children pops in mind, and that could mean child support payments. Oh by gosh, my golly, I'd say the ex's have control.
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31 posted 06-03-2007 03:05 AM       View Profile for aziza   Email aziza   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for aziza

:: Laughs ::

Is there another volume to this one?  Funny, very funny.

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32 posted 11-12-2007 08:59 PM       View Profile for Artic Wind   Email Artic Wind   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Artic Wind

Enjoyed

ARCTIC WIND
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33 posted 08-22-2016 07:43 PM       View Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Elizabeth's Home Page   View IP for Elizabeth

I remember reading this years ago. That summer I tried to find it using the search function, but for some reason it didn't show up so Balladeer was kind enough to send me a copy through email. Being me, I decided to play a joke on my mom and tell her someone had sent me an email about his ex wife. She flipped (to be fair, I was still in high school at the time!). She wasn't much happier when I told her it was just a funny poem. Anyway, I still think this is funny!
 
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