How much do ah luv yew?
Its kinda hard to say
If ah had to find the words
It might just take all day...
I luv yew as much as ants in a hill
As much and as far as air goes.
As much as the pennies in a million dollar bill,
And as much as the hairs in your nose.
I luv yew as much as the ocean is deep
as high as them mountains do grow
More than the going to sleep sheep
More than the grass blades I mow.
I luv yew more than the bubbles in beer
More than termites in a log.
I luv yew just a whole darn bunch dear...
And I also luv yer dog.