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wayoutwalt
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TEXAS (it's all big)


0 posted 06-24-99 09:44 AM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for wayoutwalt

Oh great! It's time to pay my income tax
This year I'm ready I have my Ex-Lax
How could I owe so much when I'm so poor
Hush! The IRS man is standing at the door

Yes, you told me not paying is a crime
I'd cheat my country simply for a dime
How did he find me, now I'll have to pay
But there's no chance, he's hauling me away

I'm down on my knees pleading to the judge
But today, of course, he's holding a grudge
So they threw me in jail and lost the key
My cell mate is blowing kisses at me

A common criminal is what I am
I tried to do a job on Uncle Sam
Now remember if your to do this crime
Be sure to make off with more than a dime!

[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 06-24-99).]
© Copyright 1999 Walt Burns - All Rights Reserved
Lucie
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1 posted 06-24-99 12:52 PM       View Profile for Lucie   Email Lucie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lucie

BLOWING KISSES...HAHHAHAHAH..... I LIKE THIS POEM..
Lost Dreamer
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2 posted 08-20-99 11:30 AM       View Profile for Lost Dreamer   Email Lost Dreamer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lost Dreamer

wayoutwalt, This brought on a smile.
Dragoness
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3 posted 08-20-99 12:29 PM       View Profile for Dragoness   Email Dragoness   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Dragoness's Home Page   View IP for Dragoness

Too funny Walt!!!!

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wayoutwalt
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TEXAS (it's all big)


4 posted 08-21-99 07:14 PM       View Profile for wayoutwalt   Email wayoutwalt   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for wayoutwalt

thanx losty for findin it
RainbowGirl
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5 posted 08-21-99 07:47 PM       View Profile for RainbowGirl   Email RainbowGirl   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit RainbowGirl's Home Page   View IP for RainbowGirl

ROFL...

HUSG

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Delores Hall
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6 posted 08-22-99 01:47 AM       View Profile for Delores Hall   Email Delores Hall   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Delores Hall

Good one Walt.
Alwye
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7 posted 08-22-99 02:00 AM       View Profile for Alwye   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alwye

LOL, great!!!

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Terri
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8 posted 08-22-99 02:30 AM       View Profile for Terri   Email Terri   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Terri

Oh shoot...forgot to pay my local tax, thanks for the reminder...LOL
 
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