What's the matter wiff you?
Ain't I always been your fwiend?
Ain't I been a partner to you?
All my pennies don't I spend?
In getting nice things for you.
Don't I give you lots of cake?
Say stomach, what's the matter
that you have to go and ache?
Why, I loaded you wiff good things
more then you ever had before.
Mash potatoes, pie and turkey
and some candy from the store.
I gave you nuts and ice cream
pumpkin pie and chocolate cake.
And last night when I got to bed
you had to go and ache.
I've been a fwiend to you, I have.
Why ain't you a fwiend of mine?
They gave me castor oil
cause you went and made me whine.
I'm awful sick this morning
and I'm feeling might blue.
Because you don't appreciate
the things I do for you.