Ok..so it's not the most engaging subject in the world..just wanted to see if I could write about something mundane:
Oh dear, my friend, you will never believe it!
My face is grotesque! I have a huge zit.
Right there on my jaw for all to see
itís as big as my face, quite literally!
Tonight at dinner I turned my head
and smacked a guy who almost fled!
His glasses went flying, he nearly choked
he looked ready to kill me - I waited to get poked!
Though I try really hard to squeeze out a pop
I canít get that thing to let loose of one drop!
Iíve even tried using my Ginzu knife!
Maybe itís there for the rest of my life.
Iíll buy it a wig and draw on a face
and proudly display it every place.
Just think of it this way, Iím never alone
Iíll have in my zit, a chaperone!