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The Bane of Pain

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Tim
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0 posted 06-16-99 10:05 PM       View Profile for Tim   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Tim

I lay in bed, I thought t'was dead
But for the pain, I can't explain
The pounding dread, within my head
Why won't it wane, cries out my brain.

Broken filling, dental drilling
O' curse the bane of toothache pain
I'd be killing, if God be willing
To cease refrain of molar's pain.

What can relieve and grant reprieve
From curse, the bane, of toothache pain
It will alleve, I must believe
Or will abstain from life mundane.

I cry aloud, I am not proud
Down on my knees, O' help me please
To God I vowed, if he allowed
Relief to ease, the pain appease.

I hear my wife, say stop the strife
Quit whining dear, or I do fear
I'll get a knife, to end your life
To me was clear, the end was near.

Consternation, tribulation
But then I see, it came to me
Inspiration, jubilation
Tylenol three, O' come to me.

I took the pill and downed with swill
Pain's vacation, pure elation
It fit the bill, the blessed pill
Transcend dental medication.



[This message has been edited by Tim (edited 08-16-99).]
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Nan
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1 posted 06-16-99 10:19 PM       View Profile for Nan   Email Nan   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Nan's Home Page   View IP for Nan


I absolutely love silly stuff like this.....
"Transcend Dental Medication"?
*giggling*

[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 06-22-99).]
Alicat
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2 posted 06-22-99 07:09 PM       View Profile for Alicat   Email Alicat   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Alicat

You have listed one of my two bestest friends: Tylenol 3 (big whoppin 500ml tabs, oh yeah, baby) and the other being Icy/Hot, the soothing salve for stressed sinews.


Alicat
thursdayschild
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3 posted 07-05-99 02:44 AM       View Profile for thursdayschild   Email thursdayschild   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for thursdayschild

This is too cute! Great rhyme. Thanks
for the smile... (hope the pain is relieved
by now)
elvira
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4 posted 07-14-99 11:54 PM       View Profile for elvira   Email elvira   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for elvira

i've often heard it said "that's why men don't have children"...i really wouldn't know about that, but loved your cute poem

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Tim
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5 posted 08-16-99 10:18 AM       View Profile for Tim   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Tim

To the dentist I have went,
Because the pain would not relent,
He yanked the tooth with instrument,
I found relief, was heaven-sent,
No more I'll sing my pain's lament,
In toothless grin, I am content.
Sue
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6 posted 08-16-99 10:28 AM       View Profile for Sue   Email Sue   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Sue

Thank you, Tim, you cheered my day,
I'm glad your pain has gone away.

[This message has been edited by Sue (edited 08-16-99).]
Nan
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With patch on eye
And hook on hand
A wooden leg
A toothless grin
I see no reason
For chagrin.............
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