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The Ballad of Danny Bonaduce

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Poet deVine
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Please pity the poor transvestite
bashed in the head by a flashlight
All he really wanted to be
was a part of the Partridge Family.

Some may say his actions are sick
but what is wrong with a man in lipstick?
And what is wrong with making a buck
for pursing his lips for a friendly suck?

And in parting, remember this one rule,
it won’t be learned at home or at school.
When chased by the cops for being crude,
slip into your closet, completely nude.


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Fred Hobbs
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Great one poet,

Is this the same guy Balladeer met in the diner?
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Could be, Fred. I heard that Marilyn was getting a little behind in his work!
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Up until now, I thought getting a little behind in my work was a bad thing...now I'm rethinking that!
Genea
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I found this in the 'archives'....what a scream....i never could stand this guy!
 
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