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The Unluckiest Guy Around

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Toerag
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0 posted 09-29-1999 02:56 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

My luck is the worst, you'll ever know,
But I must go on, just go with the flow,
I swear that if I bought, grave-yard property,
People would quit dying, and that's a sure thing.

I could get married, and later find out,
That my wife was a whore, her specialty her mouth.
Now if fecies were valuable, and that was my goal,
I'd been born missing the orafice, I'd have no asshole.

My wife would say; "You're my second best lover,"
And if she were a whore, It wouldn't quite matter,
But what she said then, was not the worst,
Cuz she said sixty guys, were all tied for first!



[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 09-29-1999).]
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Iloveit
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1 posted 09-29-1999 03:05 PM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

oh poor poor toe, just you come here and lay your head in my lap ....*g* *totally innocent second in line look*

grins and hugs
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2 posted 09-29-1999 03:17 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

And to add to all his other woes, he has to put up with me!!! Could one man's luck possibly be worse? And he's such a dear... he deserves SO much better!!!

Poor Toe... you really need some TLC, don't you? *G* And so will that innocent looking O&O if she doesn't get out of the way and quit trying to get your head in her lap! LOL
Michael
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3 posted 09-29-1999 03:24 PM       View Profile for Michael   Email Michael   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Michael

LOL Somehow I don't feel so sad after reading this. I guess I'm only the second unluckiest guy around.

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Michael Anderson

May Darkness find you all through the day.


Iloveit
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4 posted 09-29-1999 03:28 PM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

did you see? she thinks I am innocent looking, and wants to give me some TLC...lolol....I knew she liked me *proud grin*
suthern
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5 posted 09-29-1999 03:31 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Lovey... Toe gets the tender loving care... you get the thunder like clobbers... now git! LOL
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6 posted 09-29-1999 03:33 PM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

ROFG@thunder like clobbers....yep....she does, she sure does like me lolol
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7 posted 09-29-1999 03:39 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Don't worry, Toe. You'll always have an asshole...in fact, you'll always BE one. No, Suthern, he's not such a 'deer, except in his dreams.

Actually, I symphathize with you, pal of mine. It must be hell being you. hehe
WhtDove
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8 posted 09-29-1999 03:48 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Aww Toe! You're not so unlucky. You have all of us! Change of menu in the works? lol...BIG HUGS BUDDY!
Toerag
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9 posted 09-29-1999 03:56 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Ball-a-deer....it is hell being me man. And at least I'm an expert at being an asshole? And I'm damn proud of it too! We all gotta have something yanno?....LOL
Andrew Scott
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10 posted 09-29-1999 07:41 PM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

For once Toe writes truth
And that ain't no lie
For Toe is most certainly
The unluckiest guy

If it were a matter of odds
Than he would never strike even
Toe's a loser in total
His bad luck always in season

He lost his job
His car was stolen
He's got a rash
And his feet are swollen

Just look at his face
Just look at his ass
Which one is which?
You need smell for gas

As for a fine woman
Not a one he can keep
'Cause his one inch friend
Won't look up from his feet

And Toe's dog ran away
It had begun to worry
That his master would do
Anything that was furry

Toe has the worst luck
That much is so true
He can't even get a date
With Balladeer's ewe

Balladeer
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11 posted 09-30-1999 12:28 AM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

You tell him, Andrew! Great stuff! Yep, my lamb turned him down. I asked why and she just said "P-EWE!!"
Marilyn
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12 posted 09-30-1999 12:37 AM       View Profile for Marilyn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Marilyn

Oh poor Toe. I have come to the conclusion that everyone picks on you. I am also smart enough to know there has to be a good reason...LOL. Great job.
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13 posted 09-30-1999 12:57 AM       View Profile for Saxoness   Email Saxoness   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Saxoness

you guys crack me up. really. I'm serious.
*yawn*
woops! sorry!
(just jokin guys)
funny as usual!
Keeps me amused. lol.

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"Glory remains unaware of my neglected dwelling where alone
I sing my tearful song which has charms only for me."

-Charles Brugnot


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14 posted 09-30-1999 01:36 AM       View Profile for Pufalove   Email Pufalove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pufalove

Wow....I've been off line too long and traveling too long.......I'm dying laughing!
 
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