Ala bam a
(Sung to the tune of Popeye the Sailor Man)
Call Balladeer's Pest-Control Inc.,
If ya find bugs in your sink,
He's got ten high-school seniors,
That are fly-swatter swingers,
No poisons to make your house stink.
That's Balladeer's Pest Control,
If ya got mice comin' outta their holes,
He's got ten mangy cats
That will eat up the rats,
No unpleasant smells to your nose.
Call Balladeer's Pest Killin' Crew,
He gets fleas off of animals too,
He picks them off with his teeth,
And he's an expert with sheep,
He'll take all the crabs off your ewes.