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Toerag
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Ala bam a


0 posted 09-27-1999 09:09 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

Do you enjoy erotic talk,
With the women of today?
She'll claim it's sexual harassment,
And for this you're gonna pay!

But if she speaks this way to you,
In this same provocative way,
It's $2.98 per minute,
So she's got ya either way!
© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
JTF
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1 posted 09-27-1999 09:12 AM       View Profile for JTF   Email JTF   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for JTF

you sexist old scallywag !!! ... ROFL
suthern
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on the threshold of a dream


2 posted 09-27-1999 09:28 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Poor Toe... was your phone bill more exwhorebitant than usual this month? LOL. LJA's figured out how to bill your account for his calls again, hunh? *G*

Well done, sweets... much truth here!
WhtDove
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since 07-22-99
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3 posted 09-27-1999 09:52 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL..good one Toe! Hmmn, that's a thought to think about.
Balladeer
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4 posted 09-27-1999 12:26 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

So ya still gotta pay for it, huh, Toe? That's sad.

p.s. I know a place where is 1.99
hoot_owl_rn
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Glen Hope, PA USA


5 posted 09-27-1999 12:51 PM       View Profile for hoot_owl_rn   Email hoot_owl_rn   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit hoot_owl_rn's Home Page   View IP for hoot_owl_rn

ROFL...good one Toerag
LngJhnAg
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since 07-23-99
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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion


6 posted 09-27-1999 01:51 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Toerag has confused me once again,
As I'm sure he's confused us all.
It's easy to imagine his vacant grin,
But not a ewe charging him for his call.

Does he long to hear pastoral baaas,
While he thinks of her curly hair?
Does he hope she'll discount his calls,
While he gazes with distant stare?

He's kissed goodbye his dreams of tenure,
In those hallowed university halls.
The Veterinary School won't let him in there,
Despite his "supportive" calls.


hi there, Toe - yanno, you really gotta watch those late night calls - lol
Poet deVine
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7 posted 09-27-1999 07:34 PM       View Profile for Poet deVine   Email Poet deVine   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Poet deVine

I'll talk to you for free
so, Toe pick up that phone!
I promise you a good time
three screams and then a moan!


 
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