Licking John Malkovich
Caught again, his face close to mine
Foolish girl, this Poet deVine
Licking John Malkovich are you dear?
Shame on you, this is too queer!
Why hold that photo close to you?
He canít talk back, he has no clue
That you are wickedly licking his face
Really, Girl! This is a disgrace!
A magazine held this Hershey kiss
But it melted in the sunís hot hiss
So on John Malkovich it did run
My last kiss, melted in the sun