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ONE FLEW OVER Member
since 1999-09-18
Posts 55Cuckoos Nest |
Buttons Who invented these round sometimes square, pain in the fingers buttons? They need be buried deeply in the ground to save all the gluttons. I shall have nothing to do with them anymore, off they go from every piece of clothing that I do own. Then I shall march the streets, and announce buttons are my combat zone. How many buttons do you have Sir? Would you part with them in the name of sanity? No, I do not need a chauffeur. Why do you speak to me with profanity? I don't understand did I say something wrong? All I wanted was buttons, and he reacted so strong. I guess he likes the finger play fumbling with each one till into the hole it goes someday. |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
This is cute!  ------------------ Denise |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
charming...a most amusing read... ------------------ May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams |
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Justin Thyme Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 216Oz |
There you go again, OFO.... you are absolutely unbelievable! You write a short little ditty about buttons and pass it off as *cute*? ROFLMAO. Tell these people the truth, man! You are ADDICTED to undoing buttons! That's what landed you in the 'stute with me, you schizo, you. You just shoulda kept that shiv under your sleeve instead of going out and using it to tear off the buttons of that little old lady who was gardening that day. I'll never forget sitting outside watching the birdies during basket weaving class when you told me how funny she looked in the buff in a bed of pansies. "cute", my eye! Watch it, little buddy. There's men in white suits every where you turn. Better post some honesty in here! -hehehe Justin T. |
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Justin Kace Member
since 1999-09-13
Posts 82Oz |
Be OFF with them!! Just ZIP it up!! Velcro the hem!! Back to the top ~ With this poem!! I've felt this way for years - Finally someone has the schmaltz to stand up for what's right!!! |
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ONE FLEW OVER Member
since 1999-09-18
Posts 55Cuckoos Nest |
What's wrong Justin Thyme? Are you jealous because I only got 1 month solitude for the old lady who enjoyed every minute of her buttons being undone, when you 3 months solitude for kissing Miss Crachet on the cheek, and stating so seriously I really like Uranus. Justin Kace, I think we should have a world wide no button day. Think that would get the point accross? I'm gonna call president Bush tomorrow and suggest it be a national holiday. dsnyder & Pepper, I thank you deeply for reading about my button problem. Someday there will be no more buttons if I have my way. [This message has been edited by ONE FLEW OVER (edited 09-26-1999).] |
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