Ala bam a
Andrew's mistaken, and his aim sucks too,
When he shot at Toerag, his aim wasn't true.
He shot at my crotch, it bounced right off,
Cuz I'd just gotten outta bed, with the woman he'd lost.
Being this kind and gentle type guy,
I just pulled the banana, and you may ask why?
Toe feels sorry, for poor Andrew Scott,
The women all laugh at, what "little" he's got.
The Cantina women, all talk about him,
How his preference isn't for sexy women,
The one gal that loved him, did all that she can,
But she still lost Andrew, to another man.
[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 09-27-1999).]