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I've Got All Bloody Day

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Dark Angel
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0 posted 09-23-1999 05:19 PM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Dark Angel

I've Got All Bloody Day"


All the ladies say, they'd love my job
They see all those things that glitter
But all that glitters is not gold
You get that one customer, you'd love to hit her

Ahem, can I look at that $399 Diamond in the window
Just next to the $599 Diamond ya know
Oh certainly Ma'am "I've got all bloody day"
Just give me Freakin 20 minutes "OK"

I said, it's beside the $599 Diamond ring
No! No! Miss, for goodness sake not there
There must be over 50 Diamond rings
I'd love to pull out her Steel Gray hair!!!

By now the bitch is getting huffy
And says LOOK! I'll go point it out
She looks all over, thinking she's a toughy
Oh, how I'd love to give her the biggest clout

What seemed like forever
She finally points it out
I thought, oohh you are very clever
You shrivelled up Brussel Sprout

She looks at it closely, as I use my sales pitch
She says, Oh goodness it looked better in display
I say to myself, dare you to say that again You Bitch!
Cause you know, "I've got all bloody day."


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What comes from the heart goes to the heart.
Samuel Coleridge




[This message has been edited by Dark Angel (edited 09-23-1999).]
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U K Hero
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1 posted 09-23-1999 05:25 PM       View Profile for U K Hero   Email U K Hero   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for U K Hero

loved the read, having been in sales I know where your coming from.
WhtDove
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2 posted 09-23-1999 05:33 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

LOL Sorry D.A. but I know what ya mean! I have worked retail all my life. I know their kind! I once told a lady to get f'd. Well, you know. But man, she was going off the flip side. Don't let the bums get to ya. hehe Though I know they do!
Lucie
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3 posted 09-23-1999 05:35 PM       View Profile for Lucie   Email Lucie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lucie

Haha.. I think I sold something to her yesterday..heheh.. good poem.. I know just how you feel!
Dark Angel
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4 posted 09-23-1999 05:39 PM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel

UK Hero, Thanks man
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WhtDve, I'll try my best not to let them get to me, but boy some mothers do av em Thanks
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Lucie, ohhh no you didn't lol,you poor thing.
Thank you for your comment

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What comes from the heart goes to the heart.
Samuel Coleridge


caroline
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5 posted 09-23-1999 07:06 PM       View Profile for caroline   Email caroline   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for caroline

Rough day at work for you Dark Angel? Try my secret recipe....long hot bath, scented oil, scented candle, glass of your favorite wine, your favorite music....close your eyes, lean back your head and imagine yourself telling that old biddy off! Guaranteed to bring you a smile

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The only man worth your tears will never make you cry...
Dark Angel
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6 posted 09-23-1999 11:11 PM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel

Caroline, I'm already smilin Thank you

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What comes from the heart goes to the heart.
Samuel Coleridge


Dark Angel
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7 posted 09-23-1999 11:59 PM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel

Caroline, you know what I can add to your secret recipe......A Massage hmmmmm now I'm really smilin

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What comes from the heart goes to the heart.
Samuel Coleridge


Christopher
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8 posted 09-24-1999 12:48 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

LOL!
And people wonder why I say I couldn't work retail!
I'm afraid I wouldn't have "thought" those things... I would have SAID THEM!
Dark Angel
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9 posted 09-24-1999 02:08 AM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel

Christopher,Yeah well some customers SHOULD be told hehehe. Thank you

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What comes from the heart goes to the heart.
Samuel Coleridge


 
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