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I've Got All Bloody Day
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I've Got All Bloody Day |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095
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I've Got All Bloody Day" All the ladies say, they'd love my job They see all those things that glitter But all that glitters is not gold You get that one customer, you'd love to hit her Ahem, can I look at that $399 Diamond in the window Just next to the $599 Diamond ya know Oh certainly Ma'am "I've got all bloody day" Just give me Freakin 20 minutes "OK" I said, it's beside the $599 Diamond ring No! No! Miss, for goodness sake not there There must be over 50 Diamond rings I'd love to pull out her Steel Gray hair!!! By now the bitch is getting huffy And says LOOK! I'll go point it out She looks all over, thinking she's a toughy Oh, how I'd love to give her the biggest clout What seemed like forever She finally points it out I thought, oohh you are very clever You shrivelled up Brussel Sprout She looks at it closely, as I use my sales pitch She says, Oh goodness it looked better in display I say to myself, dare you to say that again You Bitch! Cause you know, "I've got all bloody day." ------------------ What comes from the heart goes to the heart. Samuel Coleridge [This message has been edited by Dark Angel (edited 09-23-1999).] |
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U K Hero Member
since 1999-08-08
Posts 266England |
loved the read, having been in sales I know where your coming from. |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LOL Sorry D.A. but I know what ya mean! I have worked retail all my life. I know their kind! I once told a lady to get f'd. Well, you know. But man, she was going off the flip side. Don't let the bums get to ya. hehe Though I know they do! |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston |
Haha.. I think I sold something to her yesterday..heheh.. good poem.. I know just how you feel! |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
UK Hero, Thanks man  ----------------- WhtDve, I'll try my best not to let them get to me, but boy some mothers do av em Thanks  ------------ Lucie, ohhh no you didn't lol,you poor thing. Thank you for your comment ------------------ What comes from the heart goes to the heart. Samuel Coleridge |
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caroline Senior Member
since 1999-08-16
Posts 1218http://members.xoom.com/belladona123/index.htm |
Rough day at work for you Dark Angel? Try my secret recipe....long hot bath, scented oil, scented candle, glass of your favorite wine, your favorite music....close your eyes, lean back your head and imagine yourself telling that old biddy off! Guaranteed to bring you a smile ------------------ The only man worth your tears will never make you cry... |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
Caroline, I'm already smilin Thank you ------------------ What comes from the heart goes to the heart. Samuel Coleridge |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
Caroline, you know what I can add to your secret recipe......A Massage hmmmmm now I'm really smilin  ------------------ What comes from the heart goes to the heart. Samuel Coleridge |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
LOL! And people wonder why I say I couldn't work retail! I'm afraid I wouldn't have "thought" those things... I would have SAID THEM! |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
Christopher,Yeah well some customers SHOULD be told hehehe. Thank you ------------------ What comes from the heart goes to the heart. Samuel Coleridge |
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