I have a secret crush on a local forum guy
since yíall are friends to me I can not tell a lie.
Its really unexpected and I donít think I can explain
and please donít tell him.. but Mr. Cucumbers his name.
He showed up kind of sudden, just a few days now have past.
Its really just a little crush I donít think that it will last.
I thought that I should mention, though it probably isnít valid
Think I should invite him over, Iíll cook, & he can bring the salad.