Ala bam a
But that's not the final chapter,
That's not how it ends,
Cuz after this another ship wrecked,
With a guy named Gilligan.
Now Gilligan was lonesome,
and too was innocent,
LongJohn became aware of this,
and offered to share his tent.
They fell in love as time went bye,
Cuz LongJohn's just "that kind of guy"
They lived happily ever after,
Formed a threesome on their isle of Pleasure.
They named their sheep Miss Friday,
They loved their little world,
The dog just disappeared that day,
He'd found the perfect girl!