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Toerag
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0 posted 1999-09-21 07:50 AM


Balladeer you've got to quit pickin' in your nose,
That just ain't the place your finger goes,
You can sniffle you can sneeze
You can rub it on your sleeve,
But don't ya put your finger in your nose!

I've something else to tell ya Balladeer,
You're also not supposed to scratch your rear,
And for heaven's sake don't pick your seat,
If afterwards you pick your beak,
Cuz your snot will smell like something not so sweet.

Balladeer ya shouldn't pick your nose!
Especially when you been cleanin' out your Toes,
Cuz when ya sniff and sneeze,
You'll be smelling dirty feet,
So get that dirty fanger out your nose!

Now your nose is for smelling something good to eat,
But if you pick it after scratching at your seat,
Your nose that's full of snot,
Will smell like the breath of Andrew Scott,
Cuz after scratching his big butt he picks his teeth!

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 09-21-1999).]

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 09-21-1999).]

© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
suthern
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1 posted 1999-09-21 08:14 AM


ROFLMAO!!! Excellent job, Toe!!! When I saw the title, I thought that he's gotta pick sumpthin'... and his efforts at the geetar have been miserable failures. *G* But then I read just where his fingers had been before heading to his nostrils!!! And now I beg..... Please, 'Deer one!!! Listen to Toe's advice!!! *G*

Andrew Scott breath all day long?
We'd never hear another song
Or poem from our Balladeer
And that's a notion to be feared!!

JTF
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2 posted 1999-09-21 08:18 AM


Ewwwwwwwwwww !! ... ROFL

and I thought I would be the first one to comment on this one but Auntie beat me on the line ... shucks ! ... SMOOCH Auntie !

Toerag
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3 posted 1999-09-21 08:28 AM


Yassee? This just goes to show ya what a nice guy I am?...After all the terribly mean things Balladeer's said to me, I'm still a "big enough" guy to offer friendly advice. Gosh I'm proud of myself! Aren't ya all?
suthern
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4 posted 1999-09-21 09:14 AM


Toerag: Exceedingly proud of you, dear one! *G* We always knew you were a big man! *EG*

Froggie: Smooch!!! Auntie loves to beat you! LOL

WhtDove
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5 posted 1999-09-21 09:43 AM


ROFLMAO...good one! We're proud of you Toe, you done good, real good. LOL...thanks for the morning laugh!
Rand al'Thor
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since 1999-09-19
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6 posted 1999-09-21 12:29 PM


Some of the greatest poetry gets bumped to the second and third page....

This is my second dayhere and I am already addicted!

---------------------------------------------Johnson's First Law:
When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the
most inconvenient possible time.

Julie
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7 posted 1999-09-21 05:46 PM


This one really broke the ice!
Maybe Balladeer is digging for gold?

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Julie
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..."to thine own self be true."
>William Shakespeare



Christopher
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Purgatorial Incarceration
8 posted 1999-09-21 05:50 PM


ROFLMAO!!!
Betterer and betterer toe!

Justbleu
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9 posted 1999-09-21 06:39 PM


Oh, yes You are a very nice guy Toe....keep it up!!! It's soooo funny!!! hehe

*Hugs*

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"Is she living in a dream, Is she playing make-believe???"
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Balladeer
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10 posted 1999-09-21 08:58 PM


Boy, remind me never to send you an e-mail again telling you I'm gonna be gone for a few days! Well, have your fun, ole buddy. I'll be back next week and scores will be settled! hehe
Toerag
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11 posted 1999-09-22 06:53 AM


Ballie.....I'll be patiently waiting ya old Roach killer you!!!!

Thanks all for the kind words....but where's Andrew Scott?...I miss him yanno?

suthern
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12 posted 1999-09-22 08:16 AM


It must be work...(shaking head) Balladeer would never take a vacation away from us!!! LOL... Hurry back, 'Deer one... we'll be sitting here behaving till you get back... not! *G*
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