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Balladeer Quit Pickin' At Your Nose!

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Toerag
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0 posted 09-21-1999 07:50 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

Balladeer you've got to quit pickin' in your nose,
That just ain't the place your finger goes,
You can sniffle you can sneeze
You can rub it on your sleeve,
But don't ya put your finger in your nose!

I've something else to tell ya Balladeer,
You're also not supposed to scratch your rear,
And for heaven's sake don't pick your seat,
If afterwards you pick your beak,
Cuz your snot will smell like something not so sweet.

Balladeer ya shouldn't pick your nose!
Especially when you been cleanin' out your Toes,
Cuz when ya sniff and sneeze,
You'll be smelling dirty feet,
So get that dirty fanger out your nose!

Now your nose is for smelling something good to eat,
But if you pick it after scratching at your seat,
Your nose that's full of snot,
Will smell like the breath of Andrew Scott,
Cuz after scratching his big butt he picks his teeth!

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 09-21-1999).]

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 09-21-1999).]
© Copyright 1999 Toerag - All Rights Reserved
suthern
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1 posted 09-21-1999 08:14 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO!!! Excellent job, Toe!!! When I saw the title, I thought that he's gotta pick sumpthin'... and his efforts at the geetar have been miserable failures. *G* But then I read just where his fingers had been before heading to his nostrils!!! And now I beg..... Please, 'Deer one!!! Listen to Toe's advice!!! *G*

Andrew Scott breath all day long?
We'd never hear another song
Or poem from our Balladeer
And that's a notion to be feared!!
JTF
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2 posted 09-21-1999 08:18 AM       View Profile for JTF   Email JTF   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for JTF

Ewwwwwwwwwww !! ... ROFL

and I thought I would be the first one to comment on this one but Auntie beat me on the line ... shucks ! ... SMOOCH Auntie !
Toerag
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3 posted 09-21-1999 08:28 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Yassee? This just goes to show ya what a nice guy I am?...After all the terribly mean things Balladeer's said to me, I'm still a "big enough" guy to offer friendly advice. Gosh I'm proud of myself! Aren't ya all?
suthern
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4 posted 09-21-1999 09:14 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Toerag: Exceedingly proud of you, dear one! *G* We always knew you were a big man! *EG*

Froggie: Smooch!!! Auntie loves to beat you! LOL
WhtDove
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5 posted 09-21-1999 09:43 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFLMAO...good one! We're proud of you Toe, you done good, real good. LOL...thanks for the morning laugh!
Rand al'Thor
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6 posted 09-21-1999 12:29 PM       View Profile for Rand al'Thor   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Rand al'Thor's Home Page   View IP for Rand al'Thor

Some of the greatest poetry gets bumped to the second and third page....

This is my second dayhere and I am already addicted!

---------------------------------------------Johnson's First Law:
When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the
most inconvenient possible time.
Julie
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7 posted 09-21-1999 05:46 PM       View Profile for Julie   Email Julie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Julie

This one really broke the ice!
Maybe Balladeer is digging for gold?

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Julie
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..."to thine own self be true."
>William Shakespeare


Christopher
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8 posted 09-21-1999 05:50 PM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

ROFLMAO!!!
Betterer and betterer toe!
Justbleu
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9 posted 09-21-1999 06:39 PM       View Profile for Justbleu   Email Justbleu   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justbleu's Home Page   View IP for Justbleu

Oh, yes You are a very nice guy Toe....keep it up!!! It's soooo funny!!! hehe

*Hugs*

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"Is she living in a dream, Is she playing make-believe???"
Justbleu

Balladeer
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10 posted 09-21-1999 08:58 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Boy, remind me never to send you an e-mail again telling you I'm gonna be gone for a few days! Well, have your fun, ole buddy. I'll be back next week and scores will be settled! hehe
Toerag
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11 posted 09-22-1999 06:53 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Ballie.....I'll be patiently waiting ya old Roach killer you!!!!

Thanks all for the kind words....but where's Andrew Scott?...I miss him yanno?
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12 posted 09-22-1999 08:16 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

It must be work...(shaking head) Balladeer would never take a vacation away from us!!! LOL... Hurry back, 'Deer one... we'll be sitting here behaving till you get back... not! *G*
 
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