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Toerag
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since 1999-07-29
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Ala bam a

0 posted 1999-09-20 03:57 PM


I was reading my Bible
(So you know this is fiction)
But even a Toerag,
Has a little religion.

I read about Samson,
When his hair was so long,
Then after a "trimming"
His strength was all gone.

I read about Noah,
His ark and such,
All of them animals,
And it raining so much.

Then I read about Adam,
His wife's name was Eve,
From one little rib,
Who wouldda believed?

I was laying on the couch,
My side started to ache,
Not being a grouch,
No complaining I made.

The pain was awful,
Thought I was losing my life,
I thought for a moment,
I was having a wife...



[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 09-20-1999).]

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PhaerieChild
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since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787
Aloha, Oregon
1 posted 1999-09-20 04:04 PM


ROTFLMAO!!! That's sooooo funny!! Love your wit!!

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suthern
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since 1999-07-29
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Louisiana
2 posted 1999-09-20 04:23 PM


ROFLMAO..... Oh, Toe... I don't know where you come up with these... but don't ever stop! LOL. I love it!!!!
Pepper
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since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079
Southern Florida
3 posted 1999-09-20 04:26 PM


too cute.....

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May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams

Iloveit
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since 1999-09-02
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NM
4 posted 1999-09-20 04:36 PM


yep too cute! ROFG
Lost Dreamer
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since 1999-06-20
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Somewhere near the Rainbow
5 posted 1999-09-20 07:15 PM


LOL, I loved this one.
WhtDove
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since 1999-07-22
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Illinois
6 posted 1999-09-20 08:14 PM


ROFL...oh good one Toe! Just couldn't wait to get here! Though I was havin a wife..LOL
Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
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7 posted 1999-09-20 08:19 PM


Far be it from me not to acknowledge greatness....and this is! Good one, Mr. Toe!
JTF
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since 1999-08-09
Posts 319
France
8 posted 1999-09-21 04:07 AM


Oh dear !!! ... now, how can I pretend I'm working when I'm reading this ? ... you know I'm not supposed to laugh in front of my screen ...

Toe, I'm sure glad nurses let you use the putter every now and then

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