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Toerag
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0 posted 09-20-1999 03:57 PM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Toerag

I was reading my Bible
(So you know this is fiction)
But even a Toerag,
Has a little religion.

I read about Samson,
When his hair was so long,
Then after a "trimming"
His strength was all gone.

I read about Noah,
His ark and such,
All of them animals,
And it raining so much.

Then I read about Adam,
His wife's name was Eve,
From one little rib,
Who wouldda believed?

I was laying on the couch,
My side started to ache,
Not being a grouch,
No complaining I made.

The pain was awful,
Thought I was losing my life,
I thought for a moment,
I was having a wife...



[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 09-20-1999).]

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PhaerieChild
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1 posted 09-20-1999 04:04 PM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

ROTFLMAO!!! That's sooooo funny!! Love your wit!!

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suthern
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2 posted 09-20-1999 04:23 PM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

ROFLMAO..... Oh, Toe... I don't know where you come up with these... but don't ever stop! LOL. I love it!!!!
Pepper
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3 posted 09-20-1999 04:26 PM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

too cute.....

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Iloveit
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4 posted 09-20-1999 04:36 PM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

yep too cute! ROFG
Lost Dreamer
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5 posted 09-20-1999 07:15 PM       View Profile for Lost Dreamer   Email Lost Dreamer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lost Dreamer

LOL, I loved this one.
WhtDove
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6 posted 09-20-1999 08:14 PM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

ROFL...oh good one Toe! Just couldn't wait to get here! Though I was havin a wife..LOL
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7 posted 09-20-1999 08:19 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Far be it from me not to acknowledge greatness....and this is! Good one, Mr. Toe!
JTF
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8 posted 09-21-1999 04:07 AM       View Profile for JTF   Email JTF   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for JTF

Oh dear !!! ... now, how can I pretend I'm working when I'm reading this ? ... you know I'm not supposed to laugh in front of my screen ...

Toe, I'm sure glad nurses let you use the putter every now and then
 
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