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Open Poetry #2

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Lucie
Senior Member

since 1999-06-20

Posts 1077
Houston

0 posted 1999-09-17 05:14 PM

You know I like a nice fruit salad, I eat em every chance I can.
Then again as a little child, I was partial to Mary had a little lamb.

I used to think that watermelon was pleasant, line all the seeds up like little buttons.
Then again you just haven’t tried anything unless you’ve had bit of tender mutton.

Can you all see my awful dilemma? I really just don’t know what to do.
I seem to be standing in the middle of a battle between rotten fruit and ewe.

Andrew Scott
Member Elite

since 1999-06-24

Posts 2558
Redlands,CA,USA

1 posted 1999-09-17 08:10 PM

Damn those infernal sheep! Balladeer! Keep them under control or we'll be forced to make sweaters and chops out of the lot. Lt. Lucie... See Mr. Cucumber and get a field dressing for that wound. You'll get the Purple Cabbage with Water Crest for this.

(PS. Andrew's alter persona: That was real cute!)

Poet deVine

Administrator

Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-26

Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley

2 posted 1999-09-18 01:13 AM

When will the battle end?
No one will ever say
but before the war is over
everyone will have her say!

Christopher

Moderator

Member Rara Avis

since 1999-08-02

Posts 8296
Purgatorial Incarceration

3 posted 1999-09-18 02:00 AM

"Her" say, ms devine? Is that an intentional sexist remark, or merely a Freudian slip???

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