I learned a few new tricks that I want to share with you.
In case your in financial strain and donít know what to do.
First you send an unsigned check to the electric company.
Of course, youíll then sit in the dark, but donít go blaming me.
Then you send the check for the telephone to the car finance man
of course, they will cut the phone off, and repo the family van.
But you can take the extra money and go shopping at the grocery store.
But they wonít let you buy anything, they wonít take your checks anymore.
When they call from the bank, and say your checks are bouncing now
you just act real stupid and ask the man to explain just how.
"What do you mean Iím out of money you must be wrong, hey what the heck?"
"I still have money in the bankÖcause just look, I still have checks."