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Nasty Brown

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caroline
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0 posted 09-16-99 08:26 PM       View Profile for caroline   Email caroline   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for caroline


Come on folks, gather 'round
Hear the saga of Nasty Brown


Now he was born with a different name
but y'all know how nicknames are
Though he didn't get his alias
From women or cigars

He's got a mop of coal black hair
that's right---it isn't brown!
He's kinda on the short-legged side
But still, he gets around

He's got beady eyes, a smallish nose
but then most of his kind do
Its another part of his face
that makes his nickname true!

He comes to me and puts his feet
right up on my chair and
Oh my GOD the foulest stench
just hangs upon the air

Now I know what you're thinking
Put some powder in those shoes!
Well folks he don't wear any
His feet come in pairs of twos!

Its his breath that is so Nasty
and his teeth are an ugly Brown
He needs some Scope and toothpaste
in his mouth to swish around!

I guess if I ate dog food
My breath wouldn't be too sweet
But his breath could knock a buzzard
One hundred and fifty feet!

Now when I reach to pet him
I do it with outstretched arm
I'm afraid his Nasty breath
might do some lasting harm!

You might think its cruel
but he's cared for very well
Its just the dog food that he likes
makes his breath smell like hell!

There you have it, sad but true
you'll know if he's in your town
'Cause you'll hear folks ascreamin'
Get Down Nasty Brown!


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The only man worth your tears will never make you cry...
© Copyright 1999 Caroline - All Rights Reserved
Pepper
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1 posted 09-16-99 09:07 PM       View Profile for Pepper   Email Pepper   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Pepper

too cute......really enyjoyed this Caroline.......

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May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams
caroline
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2 posted 09-16-99 09:21 PM       View Profile for caroline   Email caroline   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for caroline

*LOL* Thanks Pep...I was just foolin' around.

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The only man worth your tears will never make you cry...
Julie
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3 posted 09-16-99 09:54 PM       View Profile for Julie   Email Julie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Julie

I don't have a "Nasty Brown" but I do have
a "Dirty Duke", I give him breath mints
when his breath smells like heck. It works.

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Julie
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Today a man discovered gold and fame,
Another flew the stormy seas;
Another set an unarmed world aflame,
One found the germ of a disease.
But what high fates my path attend;
For I-today-I found a friend.
>Helen Barker Parker

Seymour Tabin
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4 posted 09-16-99 10:32 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

caroline,
You did a bang up job on this poem.
Enjoyed the read.
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