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Nasty Brown
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Nasty Brown |
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caroline Senior Member
since 1999-08-16
Posts 1218http://members.xoom.com/belladona123/index.htm |
Come on folks, gather 'round Hear the saga of Nasty Brown Now he was born with a different name but y'all know how nicknames are Though he didn't get his alias From women or cigars He's got a mop of coal black hair that's right---it isn't brown! He's kinda on the short-legged side But still, he gets around He's got beady eyes, a smallish nose but then most of his kind do Its another part of his face that makes his nickname true! He comes to me and puts his feet right up on my chair and Oh my GOD the foulest stench just hangs upon the air Now I know what you're thinking Put some powder in those shoes! Well folks he don't wear any His feet come in pairs of twos! Its his breath that is so Nasty and his teeth are an ugly Brown He needs some Scope and toothpaste in his mouth to swish around! I guess if I ate dog food My breath wouldn't be too sweet But his breath could knock a buzzard One hundred and fifty feet! Now when I reach to pet him I do it with outstretched arm I'm afraid his Nasty breath might do some lasting harm! You might think its cruel but he's cared for very well Its just the dog food that he likes makes his breath smell like hell! There you have it, sad but true you'll know if he's in your town 'Cause you'll hear folks ascreamin' Get Down Nasty Brown! ------------------ The only man worth your tears will never make you cry... |
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Pepper Member Elite
since 1999-08-19
Posts 3079Southern Florida |
too cute......really enyjoyed this Caroline....... ------------------ May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams |
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caroline Senior Member
since 1999-08-16
Posts 1218http://members.xoom.com/belladona123/index.htm |
*LOL* Thanks Pep...I was just foolin' around.  ------------------ The only man worth your tears will never make you cry... |
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Julie Senior Member
since 1999-08-20
Posts 739Houston, TX |
I don't have a "Nasty Brown" but I do have a "Dirty Duke", I give him breath mints when his breath smells like heck. It works. ------------------ Julie ------------------------- Today a man discovered gold and fame, Another flew the stormy seas; Another set an unarmed world aflame, One found the germ of a disease. But what high fates my path attend; For I-today-I found a friend. >Helen Barker Parker |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
caroline, You did a bang up job on this poem. Enjoyed the read. |
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