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Seymour Tabin
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0 posted 09-16-99 12:05 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Menage memorandum
She wakes, the bride of Frankenstein
Retires to her bathroom shrine. She showers and uptowels her hair
And plucks her brows to nearly bare.

She creams her face a mystic sheen
The pallor of an English queen.
Depilator's her hairy legs
And paints her eyes like Easter eggs.

She manicures her hands and toes
A little powder on her nose
A pinch of cheek to whisper pink
Hangs earrings that would rouse a shrink.

She changes cloths a dozen times
Each time each look she pantomimes.
And challenges the mirrored wall
To show the fairest of them all?

Startles me with a piercing "HEY,"
Good God, "I look like hell today."


[This message has been edited by Seymour Tabin (edited 09-16-99).]
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Iloveit
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1 posted 09-16-99 12:35 PM       View Profile for Iloveit   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Iloveit

LOLOL great picture, but we aren't really THAT bad are we?*and she looks in the mirror and pinches her cheeks just a bit.....> really well done! you made me smile!

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U K Hero
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2 posted 09-16-99 12:41 PM       View Profile for U K Hero   Email U K Hero   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for U K Hero

Loved it,well thought out, well writen, well I guess you must have dated my woman.
Seymour Tabin
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3 posted 09-16-99 01:37 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

ILoveit,
You don't really want me to say Do you?
Thanks for the LOL.
U K hero,
Yes I've been out with a few.
Thanks for the read and comment.
LngJhnAg
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4 posted 09-16-99 01:40 PM       View Profile for LngJhnAg   Email LngJhnAg   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for LngJhnAg

Sy
Excellent! this will have all those "painted ladies" squirming and acting defensive.
Menage #1
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5 posted 09-16-99 06:40 PM       View Profile for Menage #1   Edit/Delete Message     View IP for Menage #1

What's this? Sy's picking on us? Where are the other two when you need them, anyway???
caroline
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6 posted 09-16-99 07:13 PM       View Profile for caroline   Email caroline   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for caroline

Good one Sy! I look like Beetlejuice in the mornings *LOL* SCARY!!

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The only man worth your tears will never make you cry...
Beki
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7 posted 09-16-99 07:17 PM       View Profile for Beki   Email Beki   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Beki

Now I know why I have never worn make up......don't want to end up here ! LOL you did make me laugh!

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Paul Allen Lupien
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8 posted 09-16-99 07:17 PM       View Profile for Paul Allen Lupien   Email Paul Allen Lupien   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Paul Allen Lupien

Yeah,buy I betcha she's faithful!

Thanx for the larf...

PAL

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Pepper
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can't stop laughing......

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May your days be filled with lots of sunshine and your nights lit up by golden moonbeams
Denise
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10 posted 09-16-99 07:53 PM       View Profile for Denise   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Denise

This is hillarious, Seymour! I enjoyed this one!

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Denise
Seymour Tabin
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11 posted 09-16-99 11:00 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

To all my ladies fair,
I was only blowing smoke
from my chair. love you all.
Menage Numero Trois
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12 posted 09-16-99 11:52 PM       View Profile for Menage Numero Trois   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Menage Numero Trois

HAA HAA Ho Ho
Vee have search you out. The Terrifying Trio veel always get you in the eend.
Great poem by the way
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Seymour Tabin
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13 posted 09-17-99 01:50 PM       View Profile for Seymour Tabin   Email Seymour Tabin   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Seymour Tabin

Menage,
Thanks for the comment, ALL THREE.
 
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