Member Rara Avis
LongJohn and two buddies, drinking beer,
Were talking so loud I could easily hear
About all the fanciful stories they told
And how they complained about their getting old.
The first guy said, "Well, the best wish for me
Would be able to take a good, healthy pee.
But a small, little dribble is all I can get
Which leaves my pajamas completely wet!
Friend Joe said, "When I wake, I feel quite foul.
I can't get a movement out of my bowel!
I've tried laxatives and ointments...instead,
I just go on back, disappointed, to bed."
LongJohn said, "Poor fellas! I need no such tricks.
I can pee and my bowel moves each morning at six."
"So what would you wish for...," said Joe "with such heaven?"
"I wish," said LongJohn, "I could wake before seven!"