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For All Ewe Fruits-the Solution

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DreamEvil
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0 posted 09-15-99 12:56 AM       View Profile for DreamEvil   Email DreamEvil   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to Submit your Poem to Passions   Click to visit DreamEvil's Home Page   View IP for DreamEvil

I've just started to follow this feud,
truly it's quite amusing.
I want to be anything but rude,
but it's very confusing.

Revered Elder, Balladeer,
why have this fetish for sheep?
Old age is really nothing to fear,
doesn't it make you feel cheap?

Why must you seduce those virgin ewes,
first leading the poor things on?
Your preferences are your own to choose,
I hope you don't take me wrong.

Is Toerag slipping in the back door,
when you service your stable?
Does your wife ask for sex anymore,
or even if you're able?

Toerag at least gets variety,
loving all forms of produce.
I don't mean to cause anxiety,
but why don't you try a goose?

There's something of Toerag I must ask,
it's bugged me for quite awhile.
Toerag I'm not calling you to task,
but why is produce your style?

I hear you make love to your pumpkins,
outside in the pumpkins' patch.
Amongst all of the country bumpkins,
your prowess is hard to match.

I have an idea for the both of you,
something that works quite well.
You should form a partnership anew,
spellbound by what I will tell.

Toerag take your used and abused fruit,
then pile it into a heap.
Balladeer must settle the dispute,
by feeding it to his sheep.

Well that is all I wanted to say,
as I pour myself some scotch.
Now though that I have entered the fray,
my back I had better watch.


©1999 DreamEvil



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Pain is life, life is short, I will endure.
DreamEvil©


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Lucie
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1 posted 09-15-99 12:59 AM       View Profile for Lucie   Email Lucie   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Lucie

Bravo.. you found your funny bone by yourself.. I knew you had one..hehe... somewhere under all that seriousness.

See what happens when you hang out in here long enough? hehe
Christopher
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Purgatorial Incarceration


2 posted 09-15-99 01:55 AM       View Profile for Christopher   Email Christopher   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Christopher

LOLOL!
Too funny!
Justbleu
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since 08-31-99
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3 posted 09-15-99 01:59 AM       View Profile for Justbleu   Email Justbleu   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Justbleu's Home Page   View IP for Justbleu

Hmmm...interesting!!! LOL!!!!
That was funny!!

Keep it going....


Justbleu

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"Is she living in a dream, Is she playing make-believe???"
Dark Angel
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4 posted 09-15-99 03:17 AM       View Profile for Dark Angel   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Dark Angel

Soul-Brother, heheheh I loved it. made me laugh

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What comes from the heart goes to the heart.
Samuel Coleridge


caroline
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5 posted 09-15-99 05:31 AM       View Profile for caroline   Email caroline   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for caroline

Well, my day is starting off great now!
Too funny!

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The only man worth your tears will never make you cry...
Tara Simms
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since 08-12-99
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6 posted 09-15-99 06:57 AM       View Profile for Tara Simms   Email Tara Simms   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Tara Simms's Home Page   View IP for Tara Simms

you're in for it now, Dream.
Toerag
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7 posted 09-15-99 07:24 AM       View Profile for Toerag   Email Toerag   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Toerag

Bravo Dream!! Good job....I'll get back to ya....bet on it! LOL.....
suthern
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on the threshold of a dream


8 posted 09-15-99 07:36 AM       View Profile for suthern   Email suthern   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for suthern

Great job, DE!!! I thought you were gonna say Toe could start a compost pile with all his used fruit... and with 'Deer's environmentally respectful sheep, we could fertilize quite a garden! LOL. But I guess that would give Toe an unfair advantage! LOL.

(Canya just imagine the look on Balladeer's face when his wife implores him to eat his fruits and veggies? *EG*)
Dragoness
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9 posted 09-15-99 11:10 AM       View Profile for Dragoness   Email Dragoness   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Dragoness's Home Page   View IP for Dragoness

What a way to start my day!! ROFLMAO! Well done!

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Set you heart free and your mind will follow.
Andrew Scott
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since 06-24-99
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10 posted 09-15-99 11:53 AM       View Profile for Andrew Scott   Email Andrew Scott   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for Andrew Scott

DE: No help need in the department of humor. Most excellent! But what is it they say: "In for a penny..." Watch out for Toe. Once again, most enjoyable.
WhtDove
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since 07-22-99
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11 posted 09-15-99 11:53 AM       View Profile for WhtDove   Email WhtDove   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit WhtDove's Home Page   View IP for WhtDove

Well, well, well!!! You did it. You're in the words of war. May things never go back to how they were before!!! LOLOLOLOL
Balladeer
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12 posted 09-21-1999 11:54 PM       View Profile for Balladeer   Email Balladeer   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems   Click to visit Balladeer's Home Page   View IP for Balladeer

Well, well, well. I must confess, Dream, I had been so busy this little masterpiece slipped by me unnoticed. Then someone pointed out to me that you had written a funny poem which, of course, I dismissed as sheer delusion. I find, however, that it is really true. Very cunning, indeed. I've always considered "evil" such an interesting word..evil, vile, veil and live all wrapped up in one little word. All I can say, my friend, is welcome and....let us fray. I shall come after you in the same manner I come after my sheep......with relish.
PhaerieChild
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13 posted 09-21-1999 11:57 PM       View Profile for PhaerieChild   Edit/Delete Message      Find Poems  View IP for PhaerieChild

I'm just gonna watch...What can I say? I'm just a voyeur at heart..lol

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What you hid from your parents as kids, you will hide from your kids as parents. ~Cletus T Judd~


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