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DreamEvil Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 2396 |
truly it's quite amusing. I want to be anything but rude, but it's very confusing. Revered Elder, Balladeer, why have this fetish for sheep? Old age is really nothing to fear, doesn't it make you feel cheap? Why must you seduce those virgin ewes, first leading the poor things on? Your preferences are your own to choose, I hope you don't take me wrong. Is Toerag slipping in the back door, when you service your stable? Does your wife ask for sex anymore, or even if you're able? Toerag at least gets variety, loving all forms of produce. I don't mean to cause anxiety, but why don't you try a goose? There's something of Toerag I must ask, it's bugged me for quite awhile. Toerag I'm not calling you to task, but why is produce your style? I hear you make love to your pumpkins, outside in the pumpkins' patch. Amongst all of the country bumpkins, your prowess is hard to match. I have an idea for the both of you, something that works quite well. You should form a partnership anew, spellbound by what I will tell. Toerag take your used and abused fruit, then pile it into a heap. Balladeer must settle the dispute, by feeding it to his sheep. Well that is all I wanted to say, as I pour myself some scotch. Now though that I have entered the fray, my back I had better watch. ©1999 DreamEvil ------------------ Pain is life, life is short, I will endure. DreamEvil© |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston |
Bravo.. you found your funny bone by yourself.. I knew you had one..hehe... somewhere under all that seriousness.  See what happens when you hang out in here long enough? hehe |
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Christopher
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-08-02
Posts 8296Purgatorial Incarceration |
LOLOL!  Too funny! |
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Justbleu Member Elite
since 1999-08-31
Posts 3329Oregon, Originally From Alaska :) |
Hmmm...interesting!!! LOL!!!! That was funny!! Keep it going.... Justbleu ------------------ "Is she living in a dream, Is she playing make-believe???" |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
Soul-Brother, heheheh I loved it. made me laugh ------------------ What comes from the heart goes to the heart. Samuel Coleridge |
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caroline Senior Member
since 1999-08-16
Posts 1218http://members.xoom.com/belladona123/index.htm |
Well, my day is starting off great now! Too funny! ------------------ The only man worth your tears will never make you cry... |
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Tara Simms Senior Member
since 1999-08-12
Posts 1244Honea Path, SC USA |
you're in for it now, Dream. |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Bravo Dream!! Good job....I'll get back to ya....bet on it! LOL..... |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Great job, DE!!! I thought you were gonna say Toe could start a compost pile with all his used fruit... and with 'Deer's environmentally respectful sheep, we could fertilize quite a garden! LOL. But I guess that would give Toe an unfair advantage! LOL. (Canya just imagine the look on Balladeer's face when his wife implores him to eat his fruits and veggies? *EG*) |
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Dragoness Senior Member
since 1999-08-07
Posts 513 |
What a way to start my day!! ROFLMAO! Well done! ------------------ Set you heart free and your mind will follow. |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
DE: No help need in the department of humor. Most excellent! But what is it they say: "In for a penny..." Watch out for Toe. Once again, most enjoyable. |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Well, well, well!!! You did it. You're in the words of war. May things never go back to how they were before!!! LOLOLOLOL |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, well, well. I must confess, Dream, I had been so busy this little masterpiece slipped by me unnoticed. Then someone pointed out to me that you had written a funny poem which, of course, I dismissed as sheer delusion. I find, however, that it is really true. Very cunning, indeed. I've always considered "evil" such an interesting word..evil, vile, veil and live all wrapped up in one little word. All I can say, my friend, is welcome and....let us fray. I shall come after you in the same manner I come after my sheep......with relish. |
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PhaerieChild Senior Member
since 1999-08-30
Posts 1787Aloha, Oregon |
I'm just gonna watch...What can I say? I'm just a voyeur at heart..lol ------------------ What you hid from your parents as kids, you will hide from your kids as parents. ~Cletus T Judd~ |
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